Shut up, that’s a pun.
No, really. My kid got suspended from preschool for two days today because he’s continuing to shit himself. The following expresses both my reaction to and willingness to deal with this situation at this time.
The end.
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Ha! This is entirely your fault. I have no idea why, but that is how this parenting thing works. Myself, I had a biter. Hubby would pick him up and simply say, “yep I know, he takes after his mother.” My advice to you would be to relinquish all pride while you still have some 🙂
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This is a first.
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Hm.. in all my years of work with early-childhood education I’ve never quite encountered that issue….
Good luck with that?
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He’s stuck in this vicious cycle of constipation, where just when he learns what it feels like when he needs to poop he gets constipated and suddenly pushing doesn’t do anything anymore. So he gets used to THAT, and then we even out the constipation and all the sudden he’s ruining underwear. The poor kid can’t catch a break.
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Ugh, that sucks 😦 Poor guy.
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Hahahaha….not at your situation, but the visuals of your reaction. I laughed out loud. Thank you for sharing.
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Jesus. I don’t know what to say. We had a small bout of this at around 5 (maybe? I have a fuzzy memory). We freaked the fuck out over it. He corrected it himself. Not sure how. I’d tell you if I knew. Kids are inexplicable.
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One of mine wasn’t reliably dry until about 6, the other would sometimes vomit if she moved too suddenly in the morning. It passes is the only comfort on offer.
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