I give you Joey Car Kristofferson II Green.
Well, la-di-fuckin’-da, Denver. I’m not even convinced you exist yet. On the plus side I’m apparently already The Guy Who Brought Painkillers, so everyone is coming to me for help since the air here isn’t fit for humans to breathe.
Dinner had better be delicious. I have been up since 5 am and it’s 7:48 my body’s time. I require something heavily potato- and beef-based, dammit.