So. ZIG & SHARKO. See if you can figure out the premise of the show from that top image there; it ain’t complicated. Getting a strong Wile E. Coyote vibe? Yeah, that’s not too far off.
There is a mermaid. Her name is Marina. There is a shark named Sharko. There is a… hell, I have no idea what Zig is supposed to be. Some sort of canine variant? A hyena? A Tasmanian devil? I dunno, but he lives on a volcanic island in the middle of nowhere, and the volcanic island is host to basically every animal that exists when the show calls for it, including– in the episode currently airing on my TV right now, a cheetah (or maybe a leopard?) which is an animal also not generally expected on volcanic islands.
Anyway, Zig wants to eat Marina. Sharko is Marina’s protector and doesn’t want him to. Marina is either extraordinarily bubbleheaded or actually special needs in some way and doesn’t generally notice the competition for her bloody death that takes place around her in every episode.
The hermit crab is named Bernie, and he is generally irrelevant.
The show is French, but that doesn’t really matter as there is never any actual speech, just lots of grunting and giggles and random noises. Much like the aforementioned Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote cartoons, here’s the plot of every episode: Zig wants to eat Marina. He concocts some complicated plan to do so. Sharko stops him, generally administering a vicious beating along the way. But it’s way more creepy than RR/WEC ever got, because Marina looks human— well, mostly– and plus she dresses like a mermaid, and is therefore half naked all the time, with bouncy girl parts and such, and… yeah, it makes it weird. Generally harmless, but definitely a bit weird.
Oh, and then there’s that one super racist episode. In one episode, shark hunters find Sharko. They’re Chinese. They wanna make shark fin soup out of him. When they see him, they look like this:
And this happens:
This show aired in 2011, and not, say, 1943. I had to take pictures of the TV screen, because I couldn’t find any screencaps online. How in the fuck? This is some 1870’s-level Yellow Peril shit right here, with a nice dose of “they all look the same” mixed in for good measure. The six fishermen in the red literally all move and act exactly the same for the entire episode, and the only noises they make are creepy giggling.
Maybe lose this episode, Netflix. I doubt anyone will notice.