I’m on the couch with my laptop in its appropriate place, and I think I literally fell asleep with my eyes open a few minutes ago. So watch this and maybe I’ll type words tomorrow:
There will be no Batman v. Superman tonight, thank God. It spares all of you a profane and intemperate movie liveblog but also prevents a blood pressure spike to me. So instead I’m going to hang around on my sofa and watch Property Brothers on Hulu. The greatest thing in the universe right now is that Hulu is showing some HGTV shows.
My mother-in-law’s funeral service was today, and yesterday was a crazy-long day because I was cleaning the hell out of the house in preparation for guests, which explains some of the quiet lately. I’ll try and be entertaining tomorrow.
Instead I’m gonna collapse into bed and try not to die.
It was kinda a long day.
I am awake and dressed and at work and all of my body parts are functioning normally and pain-free. I therefore expect to fall off of a ladder later today. I do not intend to climb a ladder but I will find a way to fall off one anyway.
Here is a picture of a bird I rescued from the store yesterday. His name is Bird because I am not very creative.