A couple things.
First, Balremesh and other stories is available in print now. Right now it’s on a separate page from the digital edition but they’ll sort that out too. It’s $7.99, which (I think) is a perfectly cromulent value. Go grab it!
Second: when I got to work this morning, I discovered that my only good sale of the week had had their house purchase fall through on them and had called and cancelled the furniture they had ordered. This wasn’t my only cancellation of the week and my other sales were shit so I was sitting on $149 for the week walking into Saturday. This is a problem. I can’t really have a week where I earn $7 from sales. That’s not gonna work.
So I sold $12,000 today to make up for it, which is my second best day ever. I’m now on track for a decent week, and if I can keep the momentum up it’ll be a great one.
And now I’m home, and the boy is at my parents’ place, and my wife is still on a train heading for California, and my general mental state is roughly Louis C.K. at about the four minute mark of this video. I’m going to go sleep like the dead now. Y’all behave.