If we were having coffee, I’d
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME COFFEE
We’d probably end up
SUGAR DAMMIT SUGAR TOO
And eventually the subject would probably turn to
MOAR GODDAMMIT JUST INJECT THE SHIT INTO MY VEINS FUCK A SYRINGE GET ME A BIC PEN AND A KNIFE
I mean, it’s neat that we
MILK WHAT THE FUCK IS MILK COFFEE IS BLACK I ONLY DRINK BLACK COFFEE NOW
And maybe it would be neat if we would
BLACK LIKE THE BONES OF THE EARTH I WANT THIS COFFEE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE CUP AND SLAP ME
And it’s really nice to see that you’re
I HAD BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME WHEN I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT
I’m happy to announce that
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Let’s do this again next week; it was
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hahahaha…This is pretty much the same conversation Sam and I had at 7 a.m. when the two rambunctious boys sleeping over at our house woke us after about 4 hours of sleep.
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“I WANT THIS COFFEE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE CUP AND SLAP ME”
I usually feel that way about tea. Forget the recommended “brew for 2 minutes.” If I can see the bottom of the cup through the tea, it’s still not strong enough.
“I HAD BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME WHEN I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT”
In my personal experience, drinking lots of coffee has no effect on precognitive abilities. Of course, maybe it’s just me — I don’t have a normal reaction to caffeine anyway. 😦
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HA! Love it! This is how I feel half the mornings, but since I have two little parrots, I can’t think it out loud.
…also, this is why I end up with whiskey in my coffee cup, too…counteracts the need for the tiger’s milk?
Also, best use of cap locks on the internet at the moment. Bravo! 😀
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I’ve had weeks like that too. Thanks for sharing. Join you next week for coffee 😉
Pretty funny.
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