#WeekendCoffeeShare: COB edition

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If we were having coffee, I’d

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME COFFEE

We’d probably end up

SUGAR DAMMIT SUGAR TOO

And eventually the subject would probably turn to

MOAR GODDAMMIT JUST INJECT THE SHIT INTO MY VEINS FUCK A SYRINGE GET ME A BIC PEN AND A KNIFE

I mean, it’s neat that we

MILK WHAT THE FUCK IS MILK COFFEE IS BLACK I ONLY DRINK BLACK COFFEE NOW

And maybe it would be neat if we would

BLACK LIKE THE BONES OF THE EARTH I WANT THIS COFFEE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE CUP AND SLAP ME

And it’s really nice to see that you’re

I HAD BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME WHEN I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT

I’m happy to announce that

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Let’s do this again next week; it was

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4 thoughts on “#WeekendCoffeeShare: COB edition

  1. hahahaha…This is pretty much the same conversation Sam and I had at 7 a.m. when the two rambunctious boys sleeping over at our house woke us after about 4 hours of sleep.

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  2. “I WANT THIS COFFEE TO CRAWL OUT OF THE CUP AND SLAP ME”

    I usually feel that way about tea. Forget the recommended “brew for 2 minutes.” If I can see the bottom of the cup through the tea, it’s still not strong enough.

    “I HAD BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME WHEN I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT”

    In my personal experience, drinking lots of coffee has no effect on precognitive abilities. Of course, maybe it’s just me — I don’t have a normal reaction to caffeine anyway. 😦

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  3. HA! Love it! This is how I feel half the mornings, but since I have two little parrots, I can’t think it out loud.

    …also, this is why I end up with whiskey in my coffee cup, too…counteracts the need for the tiger’s milk?

    Also, best use of cap locks on the internet at the moment. Bravo! 😀

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