IowaSign.jpgI got out of bed this morning– note that I do not say “woke up”– convinced that I had not gotten even a single second of sleep the previous night, then upon dragging myself into the shower realized that I could not have had no sleep since I remembered at some point having either a really vivid hallucination or a nightmare involving losing track of both my cat and my son at a convention at the same time.

It was a bad night, is what I’m saying, and why I’m sitting in front of my computer with a huge mug of coffee in front of me instead of going directly back to bed like a sensible person is beyond me.

The insomnia lately is starting to really get to me.  I suspect it’s a combination of a whole goddamn lot of different things, some I can do something about and some I can’t, but I really don’t want to get to the point where I have to start taking a sleep aid before bed.  I experimented with melatonin for a little while but it appears to have stopped working.

The Iowa caucuses are tonight, meaning that I need to figure out a way with my current TV setup to keep CNN on in the background all night.  I look forward to the trauma this will cause to my son, who is used to thinking of the TV as a thing that belongs to him; my wife and I never watch any of “our” shows until he’s in bed.  I talked about this a bit last week; I find Iowa and New Hampshire’s stranglehold on our electoral process profoundly undemocratic and deeply offensive on a number of levels, and the faster we yank away control of our presidential nomination process from two of the smallest, whitest, most rural states in the country, the better.  The Iowa caucuses are particularly odious because they are so complicated and take so fucking long; at least in New Hampshire all you do is show up and vote.  The caucuses are designed to keep people away.

I’m making no predictions on either side; the Democratic race is too close to call anyway, and as I’ve said before I don’t particularly care who of the three wins.  I don’t have a dog in this fight just yet.  The polls seem to indicate that Trump will run away with the Republican side; I am going to require proof that his base understands how voting works before I believe it.  I remain convinced that the majority of his fans are people who never vote and that further everyone is better off for them having made that decision.

I mean, consider for a moment that because he lives in Iowa, this ignorant bumblefuck’s vote matters more than yours does:


“He does the national debt on purpose.”

For fuck’s sake.

I blocked his name out on purpose; needless to say, other than that this isn’t an altered image.  The article it came from is here, and a more frightening block of ignorance, superstition and assholery you will be hard-pressed to find today.

Their votes matter more than yours do.

Fuck every last bit of the primary process.

Also, just because I feel like mentioning it: if you are among the population of people (loosely known as “nearly everyone who has ever met or seen him”) who thinks that Ted Cruz has one of the most punchable faces you have ever seen in  your life and can’t believe that he ever got anyone to vote for him, be aware of this.  I did a little bit of research on his (sole) Senate election yesterday.  He came in second in the Republican primary, getting 34% of the vote and 479K votes– in, again, Texas, which tells you how tiny the turnout was. There was no candidate with 50%, so there was a runoff between him and the guy who came in first.  In the runoff he got 631K votes with Sarah Palin’s endorsement, back when that mattered– but at that point he was the Republican nominee and beating the Democrat statewide in Texas isn’t actually that hard. So, 27 million people in Texas and he got elected because of the votes of literally 2% of them.

So if you’re wondering how an obvious lizard-person like him managed to sneak into the Senate when, again, everyone he knows visibly and openly hates his guts, that’s how: he held an appointed post as Texas solicitor general that got him some visibility, managed to Jesus-nut his way past two percent of the population of Texas, and then people uncritically pulling the R lever got him the rest of the way.  qc8raqzj8nyxef9ehybr.gif

12 thoughts on “And here we go (WARNING: POLITICS POST)

  1. You’re a stronger man than I, Gunga Din. I don’t think I’ll be able to stomach this electoral season without a sizable stake in antacids. I’ll be voting of course. I just can’t bear to watch it as it unfolds.


  2. ted “freddy krueger” cruz’ ticket into washington was being part of the bush & cheney klan cheat, I mean, recount team in florida during the 2000 election..he’s a bush, big oil puppet..and, in regards to the 2016 elections..if wall street collapses again – Bernie is president in a heartbeat.

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  3. Safe with Bush? I remember watching 9/11 happening. I was surrounded by appalled, high level academics. One of them was muttering, oh my god, what will Bush do now. His greatest fear was that the man in the White House was idiot enough to destabilise the world in response to this outrage…


    1. The other thing is, dude was like 19 when 9/11 happened. He’s longing for his childhood, when he knew even less than he knows now, and he doesn’t know much of anygoddamnthing now. That quote is stupid in so many ways I don’t know how to count them.


  4. The idea of Cruz or Trump being president makes me want to vomit. I’m veeeeery far left, but I could live with Christie, Jeb or Rubio. I don’t think those three are insane, evil, egomaniacs or idiots. I was a Bernie supporter until Iowa, oddly enough, and now am leaning towards Hillary.
    But Trump and Cruz? I can’t even look at them. Not that I have strong feelings on the subject…

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