Note: the title to this post very nearly contained a Certain Word that I genuinely try to avoid using under any circumstances, and no, it isn’t the orange shitgibbon’s actual name. Having thus demonstrated restraint by using “hack” instead, do not expect me to do any further holding back.
Motherfuckers, let me be perfectly clear on something here: the next person to try and pull some sort of mealy-mouthed, fuckwitted “Republicans and Democrats are the same” horseshit where I can see them is going to get my hand rammed up their ass so that I can use them as a human puppet for a while and force them to say things that make sense. Because I dare you– I double dare you– I double dog dare you, motherfucker, to find one fucking nominee by a Democrat to a Cabinet post at any fucking point in my lifetime who was even remotely as fucking unqualified for their jobs as any single one of the shitbirds Lord Dampnut has thrown up. It’s fucking unbelievable; the qualification for any Cabinet post appears to be “does this person completely oppose the mission of the department they’re being nominated to head?”
Find one fucking time– one fucking time in the last forty years— where the Democrats nominated anyone as unqualified as fucking Betsy DeVos. I’m serious. If there is one, and I don’t think there is, I want to know about it. I mean, let’s be real, here: this motherfucker had a chance to nominate Ben Carson to something, right? Ben Carson’s a fucking surgeon, and by all accounts is actually good at that. Like, legitimately. So… maybe Surgeon General? Health and Human Services?
Nah. He’s, like, black n’ shit, so put the motherfucker in charge of HUD. I mean, he’s completely fucking unqualified, but what-fucking-ever. Let’s find someone who doesn’t believe in global warming to head the EPA. In every single fucking instance— other than the fucking military, of course– the person nominated to head the department has been explicitly against what the fuck their department is supposed to be for.
Find me a fucking time where the Democrats named a fucking hippie for SecDef. Go ahead, look. You won’t find one. Because the Democrats, despite their frequent lack of basic fucking competence, actually give a shit about having a fucking functional goddamned government. The Republican plan is to loot the citizenry for every single fucking dime they can and “prove” that government doesn’t work by being utterly fucking incompetent at governing every chance they get. It’s explicit. It’s obvious. It’s been going on for fucking decades.
Fuck this. Fuck them. Fuck everyone who fucking voted for them, too.
I wish more Republicans had enough of a spine to vote against the buffoons that Trump nominates. It’s not like they’re doing the Republican party any favors.
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HOW MANY TIMES CAN I “LIKE” THIS
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Preaching to the choir.
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Sadly, yes.
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DeVos doesn’t give a damn about the public educational system nor does she know anything about it. She has been fortunate enough to avoid it. This Adm. cares only for its evil agenda and doesn’t give a damn about the people of this country. We will have a disaster of an educational system, the sheeples will be shaking their heads in despair, even haters, racists, bigots, misogynists, want the best for their kids.
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From an outsider looking in…you got some crazy shit going on over there. WTF ??
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HillaryCustanceGreen left a lin to his post on my satiric post about Mrs. Betsy. Son-of-a-gun where is the love button here at WordPress. LOVED it. Thanks for the laugh!
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Reblogged this on The happy Quitter! and commented:
If you can’t stomach a curse word or two, then this post might not be for you. But if you can…go ahead and laugh as hard as I did. Warning: Do not drink in front of your screen while reading this!
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You should stop holding back. How do you REALLY feel?
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Subtlety is my forte.
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You expressed my sentiments exactly. It’s a comedic nightmare and I wish I’d just wake up already. Democrats will win in four years, clean up what they can, and then for some completely insane reason, we’ll elect a Republican again. Sometimes I have to turn off the TV or my head will explode.
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FUCK! YES!
What I want to know is … why isn’t it fucking obvious to EVERYONE?!!!
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Two years for Cheeto Jesus to bring down the GOP brand forever. No pain no gain. Worth it in the end.
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A-fucking-MEN.
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Preach. Trying to do my best to fight as well. Feedback welcomed. https://goldisfromaliens.com/2017/02/24/2017-and-the-return-of-the-flask/
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