Just to make sure we’re clear

If I am ever with you, and I tell you I can’t feel my face, it’s not because you’re emotionally important to me, it’s because I’m either having a stroke or a severe allergic reaction and you should call an ambulance immediately.  If I tell you I love it, report to the 911 dispatcher that I’m having an inappropriate euphoric reaction to trauma as well.


Kids these days.

4 thoughts on “Just to make sure we’re clear

  1. I’ve seriously wondered about this song too. If somebody told me this I’d be like…that’s not cute, that’s bizarre. I’ll leave so you can regain feeling.


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