In which my loins are girded

20130816-163401.jpgI am not just the building designee tomorrow, I am literally the only administrative team member in the building.  Everyone else will be in Houston at a conference, a conference I specifically exempted myself from attending because I have no interest in Texas.

I will be posting Sven at the office door.  You have to get past him to get to me; if you get to me, I will suspend you and then task one of the secretaries to call your parents so that I don’t have to.  If you are not someone I can legally suspend, I will probably do the paperwork to suspend you anyway.

If at 3:30 PM tomorrow I am not in jail, the day was a success.


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6 thoughts on “In which my loins are girded

  1. I know I’m a day late on this comment, but….the school day turned Shizzzy and what you wrote made me smile and laugh! Booyah!!!! Thank you. Also, Sven is pretty hot! Some days…..I claim to be from Texas, rather than from Utah. Everything is bigger there. I’m pretty sure I’m crazy, but the Utah legislature makes me crazier. Looks like it’s another year of NCLB and Sage testing. Some days even safety scissors look……tempting. Sigh.

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