Something has occurred to me.  My brother, who has gotten the good looks in our family, has dressed as Axl Rose for Halloween on at least a couple of occasions, and has a phenomenal costume.

My physique is more appropriate for Homer Simpson.

Next Halloween, we’re both dressing as Axl, only I’m going to make him wear a sign around his neck with “1987” on it.  I will dress identically and wear a sign around my neck reading “2014.”

It will be brilliant.

In other news, I’m about to go spend a week’s salary, literally, on new clothes.  

Sigh.