It’s 1:09 PM, and I’ve had sixteen hits so far today.  This is about a hundred and fifteen off my usual pace, so… taking the day off today, Internet?  I guess so.

I still have the aforementioned four thousand words hanging over my head that I referenced yesterday, and my in-laws are coming over for dinner at four, so I’m just as buried in nonsense today as I was yesterday.  I think you ought to listen to some music. Today’s theme: earworms:

Phish, “Julius”

Iggy Azalea, “Fancy”

“Let it Go,” Frozen

Abba, “Dancing Queen”

Tag Team, “Whoomp! (There it is)”

Miley Fucking Cyrus, “Party in the USA”

Chumbawumba, “Tubthumping”

Tom Jones, “What’s New Pussycat”

And, as a bonus:

John Mulaney, “The Salt and Pepper Diner”