Yep.  One year.  One of you, I don’t care which one, is honor-bound to go through my archives and read every single post today. There’s over 500 because I’m a lunatic so you may want to set aside a couple of hours.

Or you could buy my book as a birthday present.  Slightly more expensive in terms of actual literal money ($2.99!) but it will probably take less time to read.  🙂

There will be an actual post later; I have to go have my blood drained first.  Hoping to still have all my fingers a couple of hours from now.