I apparently have yet to regain my jovial equanimity.
A request for the world’s dumb people and woo addicts: If you have ever complained upon finding out that a “chemical” (ooooh, SCARY!!!) that is part of one thing that you eat is also part of another thing that you do not eat, and said discovery caused you to consider no longer eating the first thing, or especially if you complained to others about the presence of the chemical in the edible thing… well, telling you to kill yourself is probably a little extreme and I’m not quite that far gone today but suggesting that you begin practicing the fine art of shutting the fuck up would be good, and perhaps also I should tell you some incredibly terrible things about oxygen that would totally ruin your day. And hydrogen, which is in both water, which you need to survive, and gasoline, which
you should never drink obviously is perfectly potable since water is.
Here’s a definition of “chemical substance,” you nimrods. You don’t get to use that word again where I can hear or see you until you understand why complaining about things having “chemicals” in them is dead goddamn stupid.
And because apparently I have decided to be in a bad mood today, I’m off to find a politician who has done something stupid. Gimme five minutes.