First things first:  These text messages?  Just happened.  To me.  And that’s how I reacted.  Like a goddamn adult with a soul.  I want karma points, universe.

Second thing second:  My Fitbit just emailed me (it does that) to congratulate me on climbing ten flights of stairs today.  It helpfully added that that was a hundred feet up.

Actual number of stairs climbed:  0.  I did, however, mow the lawn– which gets me wondering about what it’s actually doing when it “counts stairs.”

Third thing third:  I should apparently write about my grandmother more often, because today set records in 1) Likes on posts, 2) Follows (twenty, which means that the number of followers this blog has increased by 10% in a single day) 3) visitors and 4) overall page views.  I’m fully aware that this all means exactly nothing but I have to confess that I’m a tiny bit disappointed that I didn’t also set a record in number of countries I had page views from, which is another metric I enjoy wasting time paying attention to.

Whee!