You may have had a bad day today.
But look on the bright side:
You did not, somehow, while idly tossing your keys over your head and catching them, trying to kill time with fifteen minutes left in your shift, manage to get your keys stuck on a rafter fully fifty feet off the ground when there is no ladder higher than thirty feet on the premises, thus locking yourself out of both your car and your home with absolutely no way to get your keys that anyone can figure out.
You are also not the person responsible for loading out six thousand dollars worth of furniture into a U-Haul and doing it incorrectly, a mistake that the owners of the furniture did not discover until they had unloaded the U-Haul into their new house– in fucking Indianapolis.
Go ahead, ask if we’ve figured out who the two extra pieces that were put on the U-Haul and weren’t supposed to be there are actually supposed to go to.
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Oh, this made me laugh. If you can throw your keys that far, maybe you should take up baseball.
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I’m quite certain that I could try and not hit the ceiling, honestly, much less perform the physics miracle of getting them stuck in the rafter.
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I don’t get the spaces on the U-Haul thing.
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They bought a bed and two six piece sectionals. They didn’t get the side rails for their bed and got two wrong pieces– that belong to someone else– instead of the right sides of the sectionals. They noticed when they got to Indianapolis, three hours south.
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How did you get the keys down? And you’re correct…your day was much worse than mine. I hope tomorrow is better.
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Didn’t happen to me. The keys are still up there. 🙂
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Hence the title I seemed to have forgotten about. Yep…sometimes I forget things before I type. Lol. Sounds like a length of rope and a hook are in order.
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My partner did that with our keys while we were saying goodbye to some friends on a frosty night. Got them stuck on a power line. Luckily, the elder child had a soccer ball handy.
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