I also, in my first act of the day, seconds after walking into my office, had to have a parent/teacher conference with a parent whose son had been suspended for two days for stopping outside of a classroom full of girls, blatantly and obviously scratching his balls, and then loudly announcing that he had crabs.
Mom told me that the reason his crotch itched was that he’d been wearing loose shorts yesterday and working in the yard, and there had been issues with mosquitoes.
It is April. I do not believe this story.
But the conference was hilarious.
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Sounds like an awesome day at the office.
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Today was super special.
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It does make for a good story though.
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I should think the crab announcement would be appreciated. Some girls can’t be pleased.
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This could–perhaps–be one of those fleeting #silverlinings moments…Beavis and Butthead style, of course. Hilarious!!!
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At least your son knows his STDs! Great Sex Education, there!
Kids.
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Makes one wish for the ability to control mosquitos, on occasions, doesn’t it?
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