Well, that was fail

Two things:

  1. Are trench coats out of style now?  I thought trench coats were for old people and old people don’t have style for things to go out of.  Have I been misinformed?  (I did find one I liked.  It was $450.  HmmmmmmNO.)
  2. I found a hat whose style I liked and placed it on my head. An approximation of how it looked:

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I checked the size:  XXL.  I am starting to wonder why it is that children who see me do not scream in fear and run away, because apparently I have the largest head in the universe.

On the plus side, the Apple Store replaced my frayed Lightning cable for twenty-five cents. I did not have the energy to even look for shoes.  So: Fail.


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5 thoughts on “Well, that was fail

  1. Regarding Q #1: Define OLD… I have never worn a trench coat, but I see many folks, young and old wearing raincoats. Trench coats were rain-gear for men and play-gear for prostitutes. Just because Prada designs a ‘trench coat’ for $450, does not mean you have to pay that. Shop at thrift stores.

    Regarding Q #2: The XXL does not refer to hat size. It means extra, extra lame.

    Silly clown.
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