Things I am not:

1187073_241774096026777_367547367_nI am none of the following, nor am I willing to pretend to be, ever:

  • Irish
  • Catholic
  • Drunk

I am therefore also not:

  • wearing green

And I literally bit the face off of the last poor fool who tried to:

  • pinch me.

St. Patrick’s Day may literally be my least favorite day of the year.

  • Bah Humbug.

Published by

Luther M. Siler

The author of SKYLIGHTS, THE BENEVOLENCE ARCHIVES and several other books.

14 thoughts on “Things I am not:

  1. I’m not Catholic.

    I am 1/4 Irish.

    I do wish I was drunk.

    And I love Patrick Stewart and hate that he married a woman my age. Sunny Ozell, you stole my dream!

    I also hate St. Patrick’s day. It’s just stupid.

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  2. I like St. Paddy’s day.

    I am Irish.

    Unfortunately teaching in a school populated predominantly by Hispanic students made me feel like an endangered species. Every time I answered that I was Irish the immediate response was always. Really?

    Also, Huzzah to ruling through fear! Oh, and sarcasm. Definitely lots of sarcasm.

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  3. I am Irish, and proud of it! But catholic no. Orange is the color worn by non Catholic Irish, not green. No one seems to know this so I usually buckle under and wear green. Next year I’m wearing ORANGE!!!

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