Birfday!

On August 23, 2014August 23, 2014 By Luther M. SilerIn Parenting, Photography3 Comments

T-minus an hour and fifteen minutes to relatives and toddlers, and I’m getting hangry. Will. Not. Touch. Cupcakes.

FIESTA!

On June 4, 2014June 4, 2014 By Luther M. SilerIn Blogwanking3 Comments

Yep. One year. One of you, I don’t care which one, is honor-bound to go through my archives and read every single post today. There’s over 500 because I’m a lunatic so you may want to set aside a couple of hours.

Or you could buy my book as a birthday present. Slightly more expensive in terms of actual literal money ($2.99!) but it will probably take less time to read. 🙂

There will be an actual post later; I have to go have my blood drained first. Hoping to still have all my fingers a couple of hours from now.

What’s a “day off?”

On August 25, 2013August 25, 2013 By Luther M. SilerIn ParentingLeave a comment

My son turned two on Friday. I was thinking about using today to muse about fatherhood a little bit, but instead I’m all OH MY GOD THERE ARE ONE MILLION FAMILY MEMBERS COMING OVER IN FIVE HOURS FOR A PARTY FOR A TWO YEAR OLD BLUE ICING EVERYWHERE COOKING FOR A HUNDRED ALL I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IS DIP JESUS WHERE DID THE VACUUM GO HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE CLEANED THIS HEY I THOUGHT WE POTTY TRAINED THE DOGS WHY THE HELL IS THERE SNOT THERE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOILET WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST STEP ON WHERE IS THE OTHER GRAPEFRUIT WHY ARE WE OUT OF PROPANE.