Feel free to psychoanalyze me

2016_1.pngThe Olympics start tonight, if you’re into that.  I personally am not.  For my part, I’ll count them a success if none of the athletes die and the Games themselves don’t lead to a global pandemic.  My years as an educator have predisposed me to high standards, you see.

I’ve been having weird dreams lately, guys.  I generally don’t remember my dreams at all– more than one in a month that I remember past my morning shower is unusual.  So the fact that I can still remember dreams from three of the past five days and am pretty certain I can reconstruct the other two given some time is Goddamned weird, and possibly a sign that I’ve been a bit too sleep-deprived lately.  And, again, in addition to the fact that I’ve remembered them, they’ve been weird dreams, mostly dreams about people I have little contact with outside of occasional Facebook likes and haven’t seen in years.  One of them was about trying to get a woman to take me back after a mutual breakup; in the real world we not only never dated but I was never even into her like that.  She’s married with a couple of kids now and we haven’t spoken face-to-face in damn near a decade and a half.  Another was about going to New Orleans with three of my oldest friends– or, to be a bit more precise, two of my oldest friends and one of their husbands– only to realize partway through that the husband was with the wrong woman and that everyone had been really uncomfortable the entire time and I just hadn’t noticed.

Also, I swear to you that I’ve had dreams set in this weird proto-New-Orleans before.  I’ve never been to Louisiana, much less New Orleans specifically, so it’s really odd that my brain has this chunk of NO mapped out well enough to revisit it in more than one dream.

Oh, and I woke up seriously mad at the husband, and had to fight off the urge to text one of them to tell them about it.

Three hours until my eye doctor appointment.  I have high hopes that fiction might actually be accomplished.  Or at least lunch.  Cleaning.  Something.  I also got Searching for Malumba available at Smashwords.  It is, naturally, griping at me about Various Issues, so it’ll pop up at the other non-Amazon services as soon as I get around to fixing whatever it’s mad about.  But it’s up at Smashwords!

More later, if anything interesting strikes me.

On comics and candidates

Screen Shot 2016-05-25 at 10.21.08 PM.pngSo, Captain America’s a Nazi, supposedly.  And always has been.  He’s headed the Avengers for the majority of their existence and I think he was President once.  But right now is the big time to play that card.

Sure.

I’ve been reading comic books for a while, guys, and I’m old enough to recognize bullshit when I see it. Remember how people got all mad about the recent revelation that Han Solo was married during the original trilogy?  That was transparently a misdirect from the first panel and it got all sorts of people twisted up.  Now, I suspect the first panel of Steve Rogers: Captain America #2 is not going to be Cap saying “…Psych!” and that this will last a little bit longer than Solo’s “marriage.”  But for Christ’s sake, he got his original body back because a living embodiment of a Cosmic Cube decided to screw around with him.  (Comic books.  Shut up.)  So I suspect there are probably some shenanigans going on here.

Now, all that said, I really don’t like this direction, and making Cap a Nazi squicks for all kinds of reason that are more specific to Cap than, say, when they made Iron Man an asshole a couple of years ago.  Which, as it turned out, was a great storyline.  I was going to buy this issue, if only because I love the artist quite a bit, but I can’t reward this nonsense with my money.  But that doesn’t mean that I’m not fully aware that everything’s gonna get rolled back to normal in a few months.  And once it does, they can have my money again.


I think– and if I’ve said this before, it’s indisputably true now– that I’m officially tired of Bernie Sanders now, and it’s time for him to go the hell away.  There has not, to my knowledge, been a single debate between candidates of opposing political parties prior to the conventions in my lifetime, and there sure as shit hasn’t been one between the nominee of one party and the guy who came in second of the other.  And yeah, he came in second.  He lost.  He lost the second he decided he didn’t need to contest the South.  And it should have been obvious to everyone that he lost once New York happened.

It’s clear to me at this point that Sanders makes shitty decisions under pressure.  The first example was his fucking ridiculous family field trip to the Vatican, funded illegally by his campaign, so that he could bother the Pope for five minutes in a hallway for no clear reason.  And this “I’ll debate Trump” thing would be hilarious if he wasn’t clearly taking it seriously.  It’s also sexist as fuck; I refuse to believe he’d be entertaining this nonsense if the person who beat him wasn’t a woman.  Trump is transparently yanking him around by a chain right now and he doesn’t realize it.  It’s fucking pathetic.   And naming Cornel West to the platform committee at the convention is nothing more than a transparent attempt to blow the whole damn thing up.

Screw this guy.  I can’t wait for Al Giordano to announce his primary run for real so I can contribute money to him.


While I’m ranting, let’s cancel the Olympics before they turn Zika into a worldwide epidemic.  I think as soon as “the swimmers and boaters will literally be competing in human waste” became something that we just shrugged at they should have canned the damn thing, and that’s old shit by now.  Add in a planetary infectious disease that causes microcephaly in infants and I just don’t really see the need for the floor competition this year.  dt_160302_olympics_rings_zika_mosquito_800x600.jpg

WHAT

Okay, I can’t find a way to get the video to embed, so you’re going to have to click on a link, but I’m pretty sure that this moment should have destroyed the world.  Or at least the Internet.  What I can’t figure out is whether it should have destroyed the Internet from sheer awesome or sheer horror.

And at least half of these guys, despite the enthusiasm of the article, appear to be deeply uncomfortable with whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Please.  You owe it to your children to click on this.

Russian police choir sings “Get Lucky” before Sochi opening ceremony