Fuuuuuuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuck.

I … uh … nope. Nope. I’m going to go put this book in the freezer, and it’s going to stay in there, forever, and I’m going to be very very happy that I started reading it in the morning (and finished it by noon) because being up at 3 AM last night reading this and then trying to sleep would not have worked very well.

Nope. Uh-uh. Noooooooope.