My day began with an email from my boss, and that email began with the words “I don’t know how many of you remember …” and then the name of a man who I, in fact, did not remember. The email went on to say that this man’s partner had passed away, and then gave information about the viewing or the funeral or whatever.
You don’t work with me, right? Probably not. So use your reading skills and your thinkin’ brain, based solely on the small amount of information I have given you, and answer two questions for me:
- Does this person still work at my school?
- Was this person included in the email sent to the staff?
If your answers were no and no, respectively, congratulations! You possess at least a modicum of reading comprehension and common Goddamned sense.
So why the fuck did I spend all day deleting emails from the reply-all brigade expressing their condolences to Mr. So-and-So, who doesn’t work at our school any longer and has not in at least three years and furthermore could not possibly read any of the emails that you were sending to the eighty people on our staff??
And to make it worse, some of the people sending the emails joined the staff after I did, meaning they were sending their personal condolences to someone who not only was not going to see the message but they didn’t know.
How did I make it through the day without losing my shit? Am I going to get a reward for this? Please say yes. Because sooner or later I’m going to strike back, and the building will never be the same again afterwards.
Jumping off a bridge, back later.
2 thoughts on “Oh my god I hate you SO MUCH”
You just never learn, do you? 🙂
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I would argue that in this case it is others who have not learned. 🙂
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