So I just found out this is going to be my schedule in the latter part of March:
Saturday, March 18: Work from 9-8
Sunday, March 19: Work from 12-6
Monday, March 20: Board plane to Denver– which, to make sure we’re clear, is not where my wife or my son live. Upon leaving plane, attend sales meetings.
Tuesday, March 21-Thursday, March 23: Lots and lots of sales meetings. Probably involving some sort of roleplaying, with my days and evenings full of the sort of alpha males who might attend these sorts of things. I don’t drink and will have nothing in common with any of these people and will probably be having to share a hotel room with someone.
Friday, March 24: Attend morning sales meetings and then fly back home.
Saturday, March 25: Work from 9-8
Sunday, March 26: Work from 12-6. I have been informed that I will receive my “average daily pay” for the days I’m in Denver, and that if I manage to exceed my average sales for an entire week over the 25th and 26th I will receive a bonus of… wait for it… fifty dollars!
Monday, March 27: Work from 9-8
Tuesday, March 28: Work from 9-8
Wednesday, March 29: Work from 9-2:30.
And then come home and die.
I’m going to need someone to badly injure me on the 19th. Anybody wanna get in on that? Is there a line already?