I was unstoppable today, guys. I interacted with fourteen customers and sold things to eleven of them. My per-ticket could have been better, but after the disaster that was September, it’s nice to feel good at my job for once.
(Note: I have never seen Glengarry Glen Ross in its entirety. Or even any part other than that one. But I’ve seen that clip a million times.)
Now, that said, selling furniture and furniture-related products and services to strangers was basically all my day consisted of. My wife and I have discovered Black Mirror, and we’re watching the second episode of the first season right now. I’m sure I’ll have stuff to say about that in the near future, because so far the show is damn impressive.
I have a decent chance at a record week if I have a good Sunday. So, like, come out and buy things. Expensive things. I will get money and you will have expensive things. Ain’t that America?