Today was rough

I’m taking the night off and finishing Season One of Empire.

In which I tinker

awful-fail-resumes-funny-10Spent the evening polishing and updating my résumé; I’ve been fiddling with bits here and there but it was time for a more serious overhaul.  In particular, there’s a section now highlighting my skills with social media and mentioning oh, I wrote some books.  Now, this could backfire on me rather considerably, I imagine.  I don’t actually give my pen name or mention my website, but the fact is I’m applying for some jobs where familiarity with social media is a plus and it would probably be useful to point out that I’ve got 10,000 Twitter followers in cases like that.  Hopefully it won’t blow up in my face.  We’ll cross fingers.

In other news, I’ve been back at work for two days, and so far it hasn’t been that bad.  I’ve mostly kept a lid on my temper, a fact helped considerably by the fact that many of my more problematic kids are suspended right now. It’s amazing what pulling just three kids out of my afternoon group, in particular, does for the group dynamic.  They’re still not angels by any stretch but it moves them from one of the most demanding groups I’ve ever had to just average, and average I can easily handle.  The only problem I’ve been having is with getting up in the morning and (possibly medicine-related?) an incredible amount of morning nausea.  If I were a woman I’d be seriously wondering about pregnancy right now.  I was completely convinced yesterday in particular that I was going to have to charge out of the room and puke at any moment, but so far both days I’ve been able to keep it together.  I don’t know if it’s stress or the meds or just having to get up way before I’m ready for it (the exhaustion hasn’t gone away) or what but I’m kinda done with it and I’d like it to go away now.

Four days until my self-imposed Searching for Malumba MUST BE DONE deadline.  I probably oughtta get on that, huh?

September blogwanking: #SilerSaturday edition

SPREADSHEET OF DOOOOOM!

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Clicky for readable!

Assuming you bothered to click, you’ll notice quickly that my nobody-wants-my-books trend of August has come to a sudden and abrupt halt.  In case you don’t remember, I made all three of my books exclusive to Amazon this month, and have been fiddling around with free days.  The result:  a whopping 553 downloads in September, along with four pre-orders for Searching for Malumba.

The interesting thing: You can see, easily, where the Saturday downloads were.  You can also see that this month had a lot of zero-sale days.  What also happened, though, was a lot of sales triggered by the free downloads, which was exactly what I was hoping would happen.  In particular, it appears (based on a single data point, mind you) that making The Sanctum of the Sphere free pushes people to buy The Benevolence Archives.  September is going to actually be a pretty good money month for Amazon, especially for a month with no book launch in it.  It’s just that all of the days I had sales have been concentrated into weekends.

I’m also starting to think that promotional efforts on my end don’t matter a whole lot.  It seems like how busy is Amazon today? is the single most important variable on whether a book does well, and that’s not something I can control very well.  It is, however, something I can learn to predict.  I’ll be doing a free promo for one of my books this week, and I’m not going to mention it at all other than to state that it won’t be on Saturday, just to see what my numbers do.

I’m also modifying my spreadsheet a bit next month so I can account for paid sales vs. free downloads from Amazon.  I’m hoping the sales are up in general, and having Malumba launch this month will help a bit; I’d like to see a lot less red in the ledger next time around.  But as for right now I’m feeling pretty good about how the month went.

(Also: respectable KENP reads.  Somebody’s reading my books out there– I had a 600-page day last week.  Cool!)

Review, sorta: THE MARTIAN (the movie)

matt-damon-the-martian-600x337Go here and read this, and then pretend that I was talking about a movie instead of a book.    Because basically I already wrote this review, and other than maybe thinking that the movie a little bit expects the viewer to fill in some details from remembering the book, I have no gripes at all.  Good stuff.  Go see it.  I’m gonna go reread the book now, I think.

That’s all I’ve got today; I’m trying my damnedest not to freak out about having to go back to work tomorrow and it’s taking most of my mental energy right now.

#WeekendCoffeeShare: Mood-altering drugs edition

coffee2If we were having coffee, I’d spend most of my time yawning, possibly mixed with a few by-now patented glassy stares.  Week One of being on Lexapro hasn’t been unpleasant, necessarily, but being tired all the goddamn time has officially gotten old, and my motivation to do much of anything has been chopped to the bone.  This is a bit of a problem; I have a final manuscript for Searching for Malumba due in a few days, and haven’t really found the will to do much of anything about it, and I literally forgot that I was supposed to write a recap of last week’s Fear the Walking Dead for Sourcerer today.

Forgot.  Clean, completely forgot, until waking up this morning, well after it would normally have been published.  And the way my mornings typically work on Saturday there’s not an hour and a half to go sneak away and watch the episode and recap it, so right now who the hell knows when I’m going to get that written.

(For those of you thinking “Why not do it right now, instead of the post you’re writing?”: Reasonable thought, but this post will take ten minutes.  I have ten minutes.  I don’t have ninety.)

This is also a big birthday weekend.  Fun fact: my father-in-law’s birthday is the day before my mom’s, and my mother-in-law’s birthday is the day before my dad’s.  Well, mom’s birthday is today, so FIL’s birthday was yesterday.  Inverting the proper order of things, we saw my parents yesterday and we’re seeing my wife’s today.  We’re going to go see The Martian tomorrow, too, which I’m really excited about, in a sort of Lexapro’d “yeah, whatever” sort of way– I’ve been looking forward to this movie since the day it was announced.  There aren’t any superheroes in it!  And I’m seeing it anyway!  It’s like a miracle!

(Skylights is free today and tomorrow.  I’m hoping to steal some Martian thunder.  We’ll see if that happens.)

This is the part where I’d usually go “Hmmm, what else?” but the simple fact is all I’ve done all week is sleep and stare at the internet.  There really is no more “else” here.  So I’m kicking it over to y’all again:  what have you guys been doing while I’ve been trying to alter my brain chemistry?

#SilerSaturday: SKYLIGHTS again!

Hoping to capitalize a bit on the (hopefully) runaway success of a certain Mars-themed movie, we’re making SKYLIGHTS free again, today and tomorrow!  I promise to be a bit less noisy around here about it, because I figure a lot of the people who see the blog have had plenty of chances to download it, but feel free to spread the word however you like.

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August 15, 2022: the Tycho, the most advanced interplanetary craft ever designed by the human race, launches from Earth on an expedition to Mars. The Tycho carries four passengers, soon to be the most famous people in human history. 

February 19, 2023: The Tycho loses all communication with Earth while orbiting Mars. After weeks of determined attempts to reestablish contact, the Tycho is declared lost. 

2027: Journalist Gabriel Southern receives a message from a mysterious caller: “Mars.” Ezekiel ben Zahav isn’t talking, but he wants Southern to accompany him for something– and he’s dangling enough money under his nose to make any amount of hardship worth it.  

SKYLIGHTS is the story of the second human expedition to Mars. Their mission: to find out what happened to the first.

This song spent yesterday running through my head

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: L.S. Engler, author of THE SLAYER SAGA

Fellow independent author L.S. Engler is really cool and you should read her books.  You should read this interview with her first, though.  Then read her books.

Because I said so, that’s why.


Screen Shot 2015-10-01 at 9.58.22 AMSo, how’s it going?

Really great, actually! You’re catching me on my single day off this week between ending my one job and going straight into a new one. A coworker at the last one “owed” me for picking up several of his shifts since he DJs at bars when there’s something exciting going on in sports, and there’s almost always something exciting going on in sports in Chicago, so he got me a gift card, which meant a nice meal out.  This was followed by a trip to Half-Price Books and Disc Replay, where the breadth of amazing, creative, and ridiculous stories in the world got my head all a’buzz with ideas of my own. And now I get to sit down and chat with you and your readers, so I’d say that’s a pretty damn good day.

Tell me about your latest project. What is THE SLAYER SAGA all about?

 I sound a bit like a broken record when anyone asks me that question, but I truly feel that one of my beta-readers put it best when she told me that THE SLAYER SAGA was kind of like “Buffy meets the Hobbit,” although my inspiration is straight out of too much The Walking Dead and Thundarr the Barbarian.  It’s a nice little post-apocalyptic zombie yarn, where the Soulless (because we can’t use the zed-word) invasion has devastated humanity to the point where it turned to utter ruin. Since we’re basically cockroaches, many still managed to survive, but the world develop into one much more primitive than what we know now. There are still hints of the old world, with the technology of the Ancients an alluring mystery that hang on the edge of rediscovery. A legend sparks throughout the communities scattered across the land of a great warrior, the Slayer of the Soulless, who, as would be expected of a prophetic soldier, will rise up to protect the world in its hour of dire need. One little girl, on the night of her village’s complete annihilation, decides that SHE will be that hero, and she will dedicate her life to destroying the monsters that have threatened her people for far too long.

Her travels bring her to Paravelle, a fortress in the mountains where a society has flourished within the protection of sturdy walls, but she discovers that even this idyllic location is not nearly as safe as she expected. There is a dark plot behind the attack on Paravelle. In the company of the few survivors, the Slayer of the Soulless sets out to find the Queen, who conducts her reign from the safety of a massive airship, to find out what can be done, before it’s too late.

51UywAwEeLL._SX322_BO1,204,203,200_ I was interested to see that HEARTLESS came in much shorter than the first SLAYER book, and you’re planning on the third volume in just a few short month. Was there any thought to releasing the last two volumes together, or was that just how the story worked out?

From its very inception, THE SLAYER SAGA was intended to be a trilogy, with each book released in August of the respective year, to keep up with trying my hand at keeping a set publishing schedule, which includes my literary journal, WORLD UNKNOWN REVIEW, in December.  So even though HEARTLESS came out much shorter than I had hoped, the thought didn’t even cross my mind.  Plus?  I’ll let you in on a dark secret: I haven’t even started writing FEARLESS yet. It’s outlined, yes, but I also decided to tie in THE SLAYER SAGA with NaNoWriMo, so I won’t start scribbling until November.

I should also note that I never, ever, in all the years I’ve participated in NaNoWriMo, actually finish the novel in that month. But I’ll keep trying until I do.

I do plan on releasing the trilogy as an omnibus in 2017. I blame my years of collecting individual volumes of manga only to discover that omnibuses (omnibi?) existed and one awesome summer of reading through all the NARNIA books in a big thick volume my dad got me for Christmas for planting that idea in my head.

The Slayer herself is never named in HEARTLESS. Talk about that for a moment- why did you choose to not give your main character a name?

I grew up on video games, with the height of my influence being during the epic RPGs released for the Super Nintendo. Many of those games featured a silent protagonist, which made me wonder how people would know their names if they never talked. The Slayer talks, but the idea of a nameless protagonist landed in my brain and would not leave. I started it mainly as a challenge to myself, to see if I could pull a gimmick like that off, and it developed into something a little bit more. There are quite a few characters in THE SLAYER SAGA who don’t have names, actually, and there’s a reason for that, but I won’t reveal it here. I think of it as kind of an Easter egg, a little wink-wink, nudge-nudge for the people who might recognize the pattern.

And now I’ve led a bunch of people to try to figure it out. My work here is done.

What’s your writing process like? Are you a planner? How much of a story do you need mapped out before you get started?

The amount of planning I put into a book really varies from project to project, but I usually have general outline of What Must Happen, and then I set out to write it down, letting it flow as it will. As I mentioned, I haven’t even started writing FEARLESS yet, though I have an idea of what will happen and how we’ll get there. In my experience, you can plan a story all you want, but there’s a good chance it will take you somewhere completely unexpected once you try to write it. There’s a whole section of HEARTLESS that came out of absolutely nowhere that helped solve a bit of a plot hole I was worrying about, so they’re usually happy surprises. And then there are situations like the one with another project of mine where you get a draft finished, go back and read it, realize that it’s completely unworkable, and rewrite the story all over again with a few different angles. I have one project that is currently in its third draft. I have been working on this project for upwards of ten years.  Maybe it’ll finally be ready when I’m 85.

Meanwhile, the whole of THE SLAYER SAGA is being written in three years. Three. For three books. There is absolutely no consistency here.

51SQU+dg82L._SX373_BO1,204,203,200_HEARTLESS is certainly a dark book, darker than the first SLAYER SAGA book by a fair amount, I feel, and the ending, without getting too deep into spoilers, is…well, we’ll say “kinda bleak.” I am entertained to note that one of your other books is called BOWLFUL OF BUNNIES, which I assume is somewhat different in tone. I hope. Do you find yourself as a writer needing to flip back and forth between tones, or is that just how the different books needed to be? Or is BOWLFUL OF BUNNIES creepier than I think it is, because now I that I think about it, I can come up with ways for bowls of bunnies to be really awful.

I’m sure every independent author comes to look upon their first publication with a little bit of cringy regret, and, while I’m very proud of the work in BOWLFUL, I think I really missed the mark in the title and the cover art. Which I love and is adorable, but it definitely gives off the wrong impression of the work. However, BOWLFUL is also a good example of how I strive for diversity in my writing. Whenever anyone asks, “Oh, you’re an author? What do you write?”, I’m always compelled to answer, “A little bit of everything.” BOWLFUL is a collection of nearly all the short stories I’ve written in the decade before its publication, covering everything from historical flash fiction about Communist China to science fiction about an assassin who has to kill a shadow demon trying to take over his soul. I chose the title because of a funny conversation a roommate and I had about having a bowlful of “plot bunnies,” that you would just reach into and grab on and make a story out of it, but, in retrospect, it doesn’t really convey the mood of the book. People think it’s all cutesy stuff (and there are some cutesy stories, too; I had a friend tell me that her grandkids loved the first tale, “Dragon Rising”), but there’s also violence and bad words and even a graphic sex scene in one of the stories.. I thought of following the pattern in future short story collection (Platterful of Puppies, Kettleful of Kittens, Hot-Water-Heaterful of Hedgehogs…), but I  don’t want to continue running into the same misconceptions. If there’s anything about independent publishing, it’ that you learn more and more with every book, and you feel a bit silly about some of your mistakes, but you’re glad you learned from them.

I will admit, I do tend to skew a little dark. I had one reader tell me (lovingly!) that I had a “sick mind,” and all I could think was, “And here I thought THE SLAYER SAGA was one of my tamer ideas.”

What else do you have going on? Any new or upcoming projects we need to know about?

51HNl-CH1OL._SX312_BO1,204,203,200_Oh, there’s TONS! When I started independently publishing, one of my biggest challenges was holding myself back to focus on JUST ONE project at a time, so there’s always a huge list of things waiting when I finish something.

The biggest, most exciting one is releasing the second volume of WORLD UNKNOWN REVIEW in December. I started this project last year, and I’m so thrilled to see where it goes. It’s my very own literary journals, and we’ll accepting submissions until October 31st. So if you have a story, please send it! I’ll even pay you a whole fifteen bucks! That’s, like, two Starbucks coffees or something. Last year, I had the honor of publishing a story called “Culaqan” by a certain person conducting a certain interview right now, and it’s still one of my favorites. It’s an awesome project that I hope serves its purpose of bringing writers together and spreading their words all over the place, because that’s one of the things I love most about the writing world today. If you’re interested, you can check out the guidelines at http://lsengler.com/submissions

And, as I mentioned, I haven’t even started writing FEARLESS yet, so, in the meantime, I working on my own short stories, as well as a novel in my Aryneth world. I grew up playing a lot of Final Fantasy and King’s Quest and reading a lot of DragonLance and Narnia books, so of COURSE I have my own fantasy world that I will unleash one day. That ten-plus-year project I mentioned? Another Aryneth project. The first book I wrote when I was in sixth grade and thought it was the greatest thing ever? Aryneth again.  I have about a million books planned for this series, and so I’m working on just one of them.

After THE SLAYER SAGA is finished, I’m thinking I’ll focus on a book I’ve got half written right now about a haunted house and ghosts, because that’s always a good time.  There’s also this retelling of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Fall of the House of Usher,” from the perspective of Madeline Usher, that I’m pretty stoked about, and then this whole thing with a Western and dragons.

See? Huge list. I need to write faster.

Tell me who would play the Slayer in the movie. 

Samus Aran.

Samus Aran isn’t real.

Okay, Charlize Theron. Who, in my mind, needs to be Samus Aran, too.

Where can we find you out there on the internet? How important do you find social media (defined however you like) to be to your success as an independent author?

Everyone always says that your presence on social media is THE MOST IMPORTANT part of being a successful indie author, which is probably why I’m not every successful.  I like social media. I’m on it occasionally, but I’m probably not doing it right. I’m trying to get better, though.

I’m trying to be more present on my blog at http://lsengler.com , but that’s always tricky because I have a really crappy computer and posting can sometimes be a pain.

I’m most active on Facebook, because, since my computer is crappy, my phone is actually a better computer and Facebook is super easy to use on my phone. You can find me at http://facebook.com/ellis.engler .  I post a lot of personal stuff, as well as professional, because (and this is another thing I probably do “wrong” according to the experts), I don’t believe in an Author Page. I am my brand, my brand is me, and I want people to be just as familiar with what I had for dinner last night as they are with my latest books. So let’s be friends!

Twitter scares me, because I feel I can never keep up with it (and I’m not even that old!), but I try to post updates and things I things Deep and Clever at http://twitter.com/lsengler

My favorite social media space, though, is probably my tumblr, because my dash is just basically a mess of all the things I find funny or beautiful or inspiring or cool. It’s basically like opening my brain and taking a look at it, and I hope it’s a place people would want to stay for a bit. And, again, I can easily manage it on my phone.  http://tumblr.com/lsengler

Any advice for other writers?

Just write. Write your heart out. Write what you love, not what you think other people will love. Send thing out to traditional publishers. Publish things yourself. Read. Read, read, and then read some more. Read everything. Read good book, read bad books, read short books and long books. Stay inside and binge on Netflix and video games. Go out in the world and experience nature. Think of all the stories that are out there, and try to write them all.  Learn to take criticism and use it to make yourself better. Every critique is an opportunity, not a put-down. Don’t knock it ‘till you try it. Never give up. Never surrender.

And the most important thing of all is to HAVE PATIENCE. It’s important to be skillful as a writer, but it’s just as important to be determined. There’s a quote from my favorite video game every created, EarthBound (or Mother 2 if you want to get TECHNICAL) that does the trick better than I ever could:

“There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations, and enjoy yourself.”

What’s the last really good book you read?

(I know you said to pick something else, but I’m shamelessly going to plug you anyway, nyah nyah nyah)

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Well, I’m currently enjoying an early peek at Luther M. Siler’s SEARCHING FOR MALUMBA, which I’m mentioning for OBVIOUS reasons, but has been both delightful and heartbreaking all in one. I encourage everyone to check it out when it’s released, and, I swear, I’m not just saying that because Luther’s RIGHT HERE.

On a less butt-kissing note, though, I’ve finally gotten around to reading THE HUNGER GAMES, and it’s so, so good! I also just finished reading Ray Bradbury’s DANDELION WINE for the first time, and it’s now a book I plan to read every August, because it’s such a wonderful love letter to summer and the kind of youth I had rural Michigan.  I’ll admit, this year so far, I haven’t gotten through many stand-out, stellar HOLY CRAP books. A lot of GOOD books, but not as many GREAT books. I absolutely love to read, so I’d actually like to turn this question onto the readers: What’s the last really good book YOU’VE read? I’d love some recommendations (and hope that, maybe, one day, one of my books might be on your lists, too).

Thanks for having me interview on your blog, Luther! These were some really awesome question, and I hope I haven’t babbled too much.  I hope everyone enjoys reading my ramblings and that we see much, much more of each other in the years to come!