Minions needed, and an announcement

The announcement first: Note the “Buy autographed books!” tab in the menu up there.  That’s a real thing!  You can get autographed books straight from me, until I run out of books to autograph!

And now the other thing:  I require a handful (five or six, maybe, although more is fine) of minions for a bit of SCIENCE! and mischief that I intend to perpetrate.  You will be rewarded with a free ebook (note: not one of mine) for nothing more than obsessively monitoring your email at a specific time tomorrow and then clicking a link.  I promise it will be harmless and I will provide further detail via email once I have some volunteers.

Thanks!