I was too busy chuckling to myself and thinking “I hope he keeps this up, I need more Douglas Adams style humor in the books I read.” And then it was over. Scumbag short story collection, cutting off and making me want to read the next thing. You hear that, Luther? Write and publish the next one already, before I force you to read it to me personally.
Want a way to guarantee it’s gonna be a good day? Get compared to Douglas fucking Adams. Wheee! Reviews with threats in them are the best kind!
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