Scene: The boy is laying on the floor, in between the ottoman and the couch, face-down.
BOY: Fuck fuck fuckin’ fuck.
DADDY: Tilts head quizzically, listens carefully. What did you just say?
BOY: I say fuck fuckin’ fuck.
DADDY: Tries to suppress laughter. Kenny, those are mommy and daddy words. You shouldn’t say mommy and daddy words.
Boy stands up, wanders over to television.
BOY: Daddy, you say fuckin’ fuck now.
DADDY: Maybe later. For right now, you don’t say it anymore.
BOY: Okay, dammit.
I… uh… may have to stop swearing around the house.
(Also, I swear I heard him drop something earlier today and say “goddammit” when he dropped it. I don’t know why he’s decided to learn every single swear word on the same day like this, but that seems to be what has happened.)
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He dropped the f bomb. WHOA!
This was hilarious – I know I shouldn’t chuckle at such an expletive, but aww Kenny so cool!
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You’re fucked now OK!
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The do have a tendency to pick up everything, especially cuss words and they will usually drop ’em at the most inconvenient times lol
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Oh my things like this is most funny when they are viewed from a distance, so i giggled quite hard 🙂
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I wonder if one always said “thank you, thank you, ….” instead of the f-bomb, would a child pick up that? It seems they have a natural radar for the “bad words.” LOL
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I dropped the cuss, shit while driving yesterday.
“I’m sorry I cussed.”
“That’s okay.” says 8 yo
“I shouldn’t do that though.”
“You’re just frustrated.” says the 8 yo
You’ve got no idea, thinks I.
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Every now and then when frustrated my 4-yr-old storms around the house yelling “damage! Damage! Damage!” I rather like that interpretation of “dammit”. And if ever I needed a reminder the kids are watching there it is.
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He actually learnt them between about 6 months and a year, it’s getting his tongue round them that has taken time. Too late to go back now.
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