BOY: Fuck fuck fuckin’ fuck.
DADDY: Tilts head quizzically, listens carefully. What did you just say?
BOY: I say fuck fuckin’ fuck.
DADDY: Tries to suppress laughter. Kenny, those are mommy and daddy words. You shouldn’t say mommy and daddy words.
Boy stands up, wanders over to television.
BOY: Daddy, you say fuckin’ fuck now.
DADDY: Maybe later. For right now, you don’t say it anymore.
BOY: Okay, dammit.
I… uh… may have to stop swearing around the house.
(Also, I swear I heard him drop something earlier today and say “goddammit” when he dropped it. I don’t know why he’s decided to learn every single swear word on the same day like this, but that seems to be what has happened.)