In which we should be dead by now

2014-02-05 19.47.25My wife found this weird-ass thing under a tree in our front yard last summer, and I just noticed it again.  I’m vaguely disappointed that no eldritch horrors ever spewed forth from it to destroy my house.

Hmm, maybe that’s a story.

 


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9 thoughts on “In which we should be dead by now

  1. pjsandchocolate's avatar pjsandchocolate

    Dude – everyone knows that eldritch demons don’t spring forth from cast resin objects.
    Now if it had been carved from a single bone or a piece of ivory or every a rock, you might have something to worry about.
    On the other hand, now that you posted the picture and confessed to how you got it, the child who lost it might hunt you down and start vandalizing your house to get it back.
    Oooooo! Maybe it’s Jihad’s! That would count as an eldritch horror if he found out where you lived, right?
    Oh, wait, no. Jihad wouldn’t count.
    Even Cthulhu demanded his followers pay attention to the rules of the Elder Gods.
    Sorry, man. I got nuthin’.

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  2. Whatever it is…there is a story in there. The image of it makes me think of stories like “Hellraiser” by Clive Barker. Something sinister and horrible but from a different side of the world. It also brings forth ideas of alien invaders impacting the Egyptians or something of that sort of idea. Either way — that is an awesome little piece of art waiting to tell you something. I hope you are able to bring it forward and show us all!

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