I had a great post planned for tonight, or at least parts of it; it has the potential to turn into one of those two- or three-day extended things.

Then I went on an emergency shoe-buying trip right after work– shut up that’s a thing— and now I’m going to go lie down for the rest of the night and hope that what really feels like it might be impending Hell Flu isn’t actually impending Hell Flu.

Universe: I do not have time for Hell Flu right now.

No.

If I don’t post tomorrow, assume I’m dead, and divide up my possessions amongst yourselves.  If, that is, you can find my house.