The most inspired thing I’ve come up with today is to spend a few minutes talking about this article and how 1) I want to eat everything on it, even the lutefisk and that’s why I can’t be a vegetarian and 2) who the hell actually thinks Indiana’s dish is pork tenderloin but there’s basically a thread on Facebook where I said that already and plus I said it here in one long sentence so pbbbbbt.

And that is not sufficiently inspired.

Maybe there’ll be a post later, I dunno.  I feel a cold coming on and I do not have time for a cold right now.  I need to go find some orange juice and inject it into my veins.