Let’s do this again

hip-replacement-implantsThis is going to be another one of those posts where my mother and my aunt call me the next day to make sure I haven’t died since the last time I wrote anything.  It happens about once a week, maybe.  I don’t know what the hell the deal is, whether it’s the change in the weather or maybe I tweaked something while unloading the sofa truck this morning (I can recall one particular insanely heavy power sofa where  I felt like I was hitting my knees pretty hard on way down the ramp) or what, but every attempt to stand up from a seated position today resulted in crippling fucking pain in my right hip and right leg.  Like, sitting for a minute meant two minutes of standing before I was able to walk.  Godfuckingawful.  The weird thing is that so long as I’m still there’s no pain at all; I kind of want to take a thousand pain pills before I go to bed tonight but right now as I’m sitting on the couch typing this I’m fine.  I’m going to have to bite my tongue to keep from screaming when I stand up in a bit, mind you, but right now I’m fine.

It would probably help if I wasn’t as heavy as I am.  Then again, my knees have been screwed up my entire life– comparing my footprints to other people’s in the snow has always been funny, because mine are the ones at a much wider angle than anyone else’s– and sooner or later the fact is the fuckers are getting replaced.  I just wish that was a surgery that could be done electively rather than in fifteen years when my patellas have ground to dust and my joints are in splinters.

But, hey.  Something to look forward to.


I talked about this briefly last night, but at this point there’s no longer any doubt: I think I’m over The Walking Dead as a franchise.  We’ve pretty much entirely bailed on Fear the Walking Dead, having not watched a single episode of the second season, and I watched the Season 7 of the main show premiere last night, and I think it probably should have kicked my ass.  That show’s sent my heartrate through the roof on any number of occasions and not a single thing that happened in that episode did anything for me at all.  The comic book hasn’t been interesting in months either.  I’ll definitely finish out the current storyline just in case it gets better but I may have to be done after that.


I may write a longer post about this tomorrow or during my weekend sometime, but: I liked the Fox remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show quite a bit.  I kind of feel like making that a longer post, though, so more on it later.

RANDOM: Walking Dead prediction

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I literally just put up a post 20 seconds ago so I probably ought to let this ride until tomorrow, but what the hell: I predict that the assholes behind the Walking Dead TV show will stretch us out for three full episodes until we find out who Negan killed at the end of last season.  I already don’t give a fuck who it is so by that point no one should care.

One episode will be about Morgan and Carol at the Kingdom, one will follow Heath and Tara around, and we might even get a third episode about whatever Jesus has been up to.

They’re gonna keep screwing with us a while longer.  You watch.

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD starts tonight

…and I have a bit of a write-up over at Sourcerer for your careful perusal.

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… I’m sorry.  So very sorry.  I should be punished for that.

But read my recap of the latest The Walking Dead over at Sourcerer before you beat me.

I wrote a thing, I think

I’m pretty sure I just recapped the last Walking Dead episode over at Sourcerer but as you’ll see I’m not entirely in control of myself at the moment.  Hopefully this is actually a link to something.

RECAPLET: The Walking Dead, S5E10, “Them”

My recap of the latest Walking Dead is live at Sourcerer.

REBLOG: RECAP: The Walking Dead, The First 5.5 Seasons

This week, over at Sourcerer, I recap the entirety of the first four seasons of THE WALKING DEAD.  Check it out!

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THE WALKING DEAD is back tomorrow!  THE WALKING DEAD is back tomorrow!  THE WALKING DEAD is back tomorrow!

I figure maybe you might have forgotten something that happened in the first five and a half seasons.

SEASON ONE: Rick Grimes is really glad that Robert Kirkman watched 28 Days that one time.  Somebody tries to paint a helpful sign on a door, but forgets how English writing works and tells people not to dead because there are open inside, which just doesn’t make any damn sense at all:

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Morgan can’t quite bring himself to shoot his wife, but Lori and Shane waited like no time at all after the apocalypse to move on from her husband and his best friend’s death.  Carl is annoying and gets the stupid hat.  Merle gets chained to a roof and has to saw off his own hand to escape, cauterizing it on a stove…

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It’s THE WALKING DEAD time!

…well, mostly.  My review of the latest episode, such as it is, is up at Sourcerer.