Minions needed, and an announcement

18b2777e-259b-2e33The announcement first: Note the “Buy autographed books!” tab in the menu up there.  That’s a real thing!  You can get autographed books straight from me, until I run out of books to autograph!

And now the other thing:  I require a handful (five or six, maybe, although more is fine) of minions for a bit of SCIENCE! and mischief that I intend to perpetrate.  You will be rewarded with a free ebook (note: not one of mine) for nothing more than obsessively monitoring your email at a specific time tomorrow and then clicking a link.  I promise it will be harmless and I will provide further detail via email once I have some volunteers.

Thanks!

Tellamascopery!

CIyzNzyUAAEjqBt.jpg-largeUnsurprisingly, an iPhone 6 turns out to not be the greatest of photography tools for the amateur astronomer; the white dot precisely in the middle of the image is Venus, and if you click on the picture you can just barely make out Jupiter immediately above it.  You can also get an idea of some of the challenges I might face getting a good telescope view of that conjunction from my driveway.

I spent most of last night looking at the moon.  As it turns out, lining up a 10-millimeter-wide eyepiece with a speck in the sky four hundred and fifty million miles away is kind of complicated, and I was never able to get a satisfactory view of the conjunction with my smaller, higher-magnification eyepieces.  I did manage a few minutes of getting both planets in view at the same time with my 2″ eyepiece, which was really cool– it resolved Venus enough that I could see it was only halfway lit, like the moon.  (Would Venus ever look full?  I don’t actually think it will.)  No chance of cloud bands on Jupiter; I’m just not good enough at aiming the telescope yet.

But the moon.  Oh, man, the moon.

Things I learned from finally getting to use my telescope in the driveway last night, in no particular order:

  • I need to go back to contact lenses.
  • I also need an eyepatch.  This is not a joke.  I need both hands free to fiddle with the telescope and the focusing knobs and it’ll just be easier to put a patch on the other eye.
  • I need a camera bag or something to keep track of all these lenses and caps.
  • The moon moves fast, or rather the combination of the moon’s movement and Earth’s rotation makes the moon look like it moves fast.  If you catch the edge of the moon in either of the eyepieces I have you can actually watch it slide out of your field of view.  It’s way worse with the higher-mag eyepiece, obviously.
  • Related: the moon filter is no joke.  The moon was full or close enough to not matter last night, and it was too bright to look at for more than a second or so through my un-filtered eyepiece– bad enough that I actually ordered a 2″ moon filter from Amazon from my driveway while fiddling with it.  The problem is that the moon filter blocks out everything but the moon, so my move had to be to find the moon in the larger eyepiece and then switch to the smaller and move around slowly and carefully and get it back in view.
  • I need to get good at collimating the scope, quickly and efficiently.  I’m either doing something wrong (probably) or the scope falls out of true quickly, because it was misaligned by the end of the night.  It didn’t seem to affect the moon views all that much– that was still really, really cool, but the laser collimator showed it to be way “off” before I put it away at the end of the night.
  • Mosquitoes can all die in a fire.  That said, there were bats out and about last night, which I don’t see very often around here, and that was kind of cool.
  • A cloud passing in front of the moon while you’re looking at the moon through a telescope is really cool, or at least it’s really cool once you realize what’s going on and stop wondering what the hell happened to your focus level.

I’ve got to get better at finding smaller objects quickly in the scope.  Once I’m comfortable being able to catch a planet at night, I’ll start thinking about taking the thing out to Potato Creek sometime out of range of the city lights.  I’ve actually got a pretty good field of view from my driveway, despite the trouble with the trees.  I can’t wait to see what I can spot once I get good with this thing.

Booyah!

 And now, it shall rain for forty days and forty nights. 

In which astronomy is the coolest science

This is the dwarf planet Ceres.  It’s the largest object in the asteroid belt.  We’ve got a probe headed toward it right now, that ought to be in orbit around it on March 6th.   This picture was taken on February 19th.

What in the hell are those?

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Uh-oh.

Screen Shot 2015-01-31 at 8.33.02 PMGo ahead, count ’em.  That there storm system is four states wide, and heading more or less directly toward me.  Like, due east.  The whole damn thing’s gonna pass over us, and it’ll pick up steam when it goes over the lake.

Tomorrow’s gonna be fun.  I don’t think this is going to eat Monday yet, though, because even if, as predicted, it snows for 24 hours straight, the plows ought to have time to keep the roads clear.  I still bet I have to blow off the driveway three times tomorrow.

Whee!

REBLOG: Outer space revisited

Okay, I know I literally JUST SAID I wasn’t posting more than once a day for a while, but there’s absolutely no way I can pass up reblogging this amazing story.

THE FARTENING, part II: I actually make some Soylent.

It smelled like cocoa until I mixed it with water. Then it… didn’t… anymore. By the time you read this I will have tasted it; they are VERY CLEAR that it is to be drunk cold.

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THE FARTENING: In which I destroy my body for SCIENCE!: Prologue

It is 2015 and the future.  Time to ruin my body with experimental food!

Have you heard of Soylent?  I ordered a week’s supply in July, partially because I was genuinely curious about it and partially because I am a glutton for punishment and thought it might make for a hilarious series of posts for the blog.

Let me say that again: July.  My Soylent arrived yesterday.  They are backlogged like a sumbitch in supplying new orders, although the website claims that reorders will ship within a week or two.  At the moment, I don’t actually plan to re-up, but we’ll see what happens.  Today you get the unboxing and some theories on when I’m going to actually eat this.  I’m thinking about starting next Friday, because I’ll be out of town all weekend and… well, there’s a reason I’m calling the series THE FARTENING– users have reported some minor issues with adjusting to a Soylent diet.  The first taste may have to wait a little bit.  We’ll see.

Your Soylent arrives as two boxes inside of a bigger box.  Exciting!  There is no packaging foam or other nonsense inside; luckily, nothing is especially breakable.IMG_2150

The two boxes inside the box.  One contains the actual Soylent products, the other is my customized pitcher that came FREE! with my eighty-five dolla worth of powder and oil.
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Everything inside both of the containers.  The boy was super excited by this entire process and wanted to touch everything; I’m amazed that I kept him out of all of the pictures.  A day’s worth of Soylent fits in the pitcher; that’s all I’m supposed to eat for the entire day.  In three separate meals.  This is going to be interesting.

At any rate: one pitcher, one scoop, seven bottles of oil, seven packages of Soylent, one information card, one instruction booklet.IMG_2152

The Official Soylent Scoop is actually pretty well-made (so is the pitcher, for that matter) and supposedly gives the proper dimensions for a single serving of the stuff.  I might indulge in one serving tomorrow just out of curiosity; we’ll see.  I also need to check and see if this is any sort of standard measurement because it really is a nicely-made measuring cup.IMG_2154

A close-up of one package of Soylent.  One package is three meals; supposedly a day’s worth of food.  One of the decisions I need to make is whether I’m going to try and go whole-hog on this stuff or just eat it during the day at work and then have a regular dinner; the first makes more sense as SCIENCE! and is definitely going to be better for the blog (you guys are never happier than when I’m miserable) but the second would fit into my life better.  We’ll see; I’ve got time to think about it.IMG_2155

A closeup of the oil bottle.  Soylent is 100% vegan, by the way.IMG_2156

Man, it really is the future.  Food comes with instructions now!  This thing’s like fourteen pages long!
IMG_2153Can I point out that the “L” in the “Release notes” font is terrible and drives me crazy?  I can?  Good.

More later, as I decide exactly how this is going to work.