REVIEW: Cixin Liu’s THE THREE-BODY PROBLEM

51kxQMvzMeL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_Here is my normal approach to starred reviews.  I admit that this is probably more generous than many, but I’m not worried about it.  For every guy like me who hands five-star reviews out to a third of the books he reads, there will be someone else who reserves them for books that should win awards.  It balances out.

  • A five-star book is not only a book that I really enjoyed, but (this is critical) a book that I will evangelize and recommend to others.
  • A four-star book is one that I enjoyed, but not necessarily enough to be evangelical about it.
  • A three-star book is a book that I finished.

I usually don’t review two-star or one-star books, because most of the time I didn’t finish them.  I have to hate a book to finish it if I don’t like it; generally I finish it with horrified fascination as the overriding emotion.  Sometimes I like a book on some levels but abhor it on others; sometimes I just like looking at a train wreck.

I just gave The Three-Body Problem five stars on Goodreads, despite having some reservations about it, and I want to take a minute to explain why.  The book was originally written in Chinese and translated into English by Ken Liu, who I understand is of no relation to Cixin Liu.  And therein lies the first problem: there is no way to read this and not immediately recognize that it’s a translated work.  This is no slight on Liu, who is clear in the translator’s note (there’s a translator’s note) that preserving the Chinese character of the book was a priority, and the book isn’t hard to read, but I feel like the “this was obviously not written in English” character of the text is going to turn some people off.  This is especially clear in dialogue; English speakers simply don’t talk like the characters in this novel.

(See what I mean?  Not complaints, not flaws.  Reservations.)

The plot of the book is occasionally slightly impenetrable, particularly the first 20% or so, which require some background knowledge of the Chinese Cultural Revolution in order to properly appreciate– or, at least, I assume it’s required, since I don’t have it and found the first part a big of a slog.  Once the book jumps forward into… now?  Near future? I’m not sure– it becomes much easier going.  I finished the book in about a day and a half, so it couldn’t have been that rough.

The other thing?  The science. My favorite book of last year was Andy Weir’s The Martian, which I recommended enthusiastically to everyone, with the caveat that the book would involve math and chemistry and you should be prepared for that.  Half of the characters in The Three-Body Problem are physicists.  There’s a whole bit toward the end that is all about unfolding a proton from 11-dimensional space down to 2-dimensional space so that it can be turned into a supercomputer.  They fail to do it right twice.  That happens.

I am also not quite sure that Cixin Liu has ever played a computer game.  I won’t go into that particular gripe any more than that sentence, but there’s a lot of stuff going on with a VR game and it’s… weird.

But here’s the thing: this book?  It’s inventive as hell.  There are aliens.  They’re coming for us.  And they don’t get anywhere near us during the first book, which is part one of a trilogy.  And the whole thing is just as clever as hell in a whole lot of ways and I can’t wait to read the second book even though there were parts of it I don’t like and I’m going to have to be real careful about who I recommend it to.

So I’m calling that five stars.  Your mileage may vary, I suppose, but you should check the book out anyway.

A new SKYLIGHTS review and a question

First of all, SKYLIGHTS just got its fifth review, and it’s a five-star:

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Thanks, AZFan!

Second: A certain science fiction writer who I am fond of and is enormously more successful than me, to the point where it’s ludicrous to compare us (he’s “more successful than me” the same way the Sun is “bigger than Cleveland”) has a habit of posting pictures of the (many) books that people and various publishing companies send to him on his website.  People look at the stack and go “Oh, hey, that one looks cool,” in the comments,  and that’s the whole post.

Whaddya think: Worth the postage to send him a copy of SKYLIGHTS?

Two more SKYLIGHTS reviews

I wasn’t going to do this when it was just one review, but SKYLIGHTS has picked up two new reviews tonight– a four-star review on Amazon.co.uk from the most excellent Hilary Custance Green, and a five-star review on regular Amazon.  I’ve been starving for reviews of this book, so to see two in one night is great.

These are both gratifying for different reasons; the five-star is awesome because it’s actually the first five-star review that SKYLIGHTS has gotten (literally every review has been four stars!) and the four-star because Hilary is rather emphatically not a sci-fi reader.  I love that; this isn’t a book that’s going to trick people into reading it– there are people in spacesuits on the cover, and one of them is holding what appears to be a laser gun– so any time I get a sign that the book has some crossover appeal, it always makes me happy.

SKYLIGHTS is available on Amazon.com now for $4.95 and will be available in print for $12.95 really soon.  Like by the end of next week.  🙂

Final Cover Mock Med

SKYLIGHTS gets a well-timed new #review

…and once again, I’m finding that my four-star reviewers tend to seem like they liked the book more than my five-star reviews.  Have I mentioned Skylights is on sale?  Check out the review and the book here.

REBLOG: I Hated Snowpiercer: An Unpopular Opinion

I hated this movie too, but this reviewer doesn’t say “fuck” nearly as often as I did. Still a good piece.

SKYLIGHTS finally gets a review!

skylightscover02I made some mistakes with the Skylights release, and I strongly suspect that the largest of them was not having seeded the world with a few promo copies so that it had a handful of reviews upon release. It has taken way too long for the book to get its first real Amazon review (there’s been a four-star rating on Goodreads for a while, but with no text appended) and I’m happy to announce that it’s basically exactly what I want reviews of my work to look like.

Okay, one more star would have been nice, but the words in the review are perfect.  🙂

Check it out.

Want a free copy of SKYLIGHTS?

skylightscover02Giving away, oh, ten copies or so.  You’ll have to download it through Smashwords but they carry all the relevant formats.

Leave a comment.  I’ll pick up your email address through that and I’ll get back to you with a code later today.

Meanwhile, The Benevolence Archives, Vol. 1 is perma-free over there and has been for a while.

SKYLIGHTS: the inspiration

marte40_03Take a look at these two pictures.  Those are actual photographs from the surface of Mars of some curious features, dubbed the “seven sisters” or the “skylights.”

They are real.  They were discovered in 2007.  Six of the seven are so deep that we cannot see what is inside them at all.  The top picture was taken by a much higher-resolution camera, and ought to be clickable, and you will note that the inside of the skylight is black as hell.  There’s no light coming out of it at all, meaning two things: one, the inside is wider than the pit itself, and two, it’s so deep that no meaningful amount of light is bouncing in and then bouncing back out again so that we can see it.

sevensisters_stripThese features were discovered in 2007.  I found out about them through Warren Ellis, who posted them to his website, or maybe to his mailing list, and spent a moment musing that it would be a really cool story if someone wrote about what was inside of them.

Yeah, that’s a great idea, I thought, and waited for Warren to write it.  After all, science fiction is his thing, or one of them at least, and he’s one of my favorite writers.  Surely he’d come up with something really cool.

And I kept waiting.

And I kept waiting.

And he didn’t write the story.  And then my story for NaNoWriMo in 2008 fell apart at the last minute and the first chapter of Skylights just kind of wrote itself.

The skylights are real, guys.  The thing that I hide in them in Skylights is probably not real, but the inspiration for the story itself?  They’re still sitting there, out on Mars, so deep and so dark that no instrument we have– including the cameras we have orbiting the planet— can see inside them.

And I think that’s amazing.

And I hope you’ll like the book I wrote about what’s hiding in there.

SKYLIGHTS is available at Amazon here for $4.99.  Read the prologue in its entirety here.