Stupidest forearm workout ever?  Okay:  spend an hour deleting Facebook statuses, Likes and comments while using a trackpad.  There’s really no way to batch delete anything so it just takes forever and everything has to be individually clicked on and ow ow ow.

On the plus side, there’s no longer any trace of me on Facebook prior to March 1, 2013.  Which means I just have a few more months to get rid of and then I’m frrreeeeeee.  Which is exciting.

Also exciting:  I bought a new santoku knife today, as well as a new set of measuring spoons that are made of metal instead of plastic and thus don’t have the measurements worn off of them.  And it made me as happy as a pig in shit, which is a sign that 2013 has completely remade me as a human being, because being in Bed Bath & Beyond should never make me happy.  An actual project for this weekend: research rice cooker/vegetable steamer combos.

I don’t know who the hell I am anymore.