Tellamascopery!

CIyzNzyUAAEjqBt.jpg-largeUnsurprisingly, an iPhone 6 turns out to not be the greatest of photography tools for the amateur astronomer; the white dot precisely in the middle of the image is Venus, and if you click on the picture you can just barely make out Jupiter immediately above it.  You can also get an idea of some of the challenges I might face getting a good telescope view of that conjunction from my driveway.

I spent most of last night looking at the moon.  As it turns out, lining up a 10-millimeter-wide eyepiece with a speck in the sky four hundred and fifty million miles away is kind of complicated, and I was never able to get a satisfactory view of the conjunction with my smaller, higher-magnification eyepieces.  I did manage a few minutes of getting both planets in view at the same time with my 2″ eyepiece, which was really cool– it resolved Venus enough that I could see it was only halfway lit, like the moon.  (Would Venus ever look full?  I don’t actually think it will.)  No chance of cloud bands on Jupiter; I’m just not good enough at aiming the telescope yet.

But the moon.  Oh, man, the moon.

Things I learned from finally getting to use my telescope in the driveway last night, in no particular order:

  • I need to go back to contact lenses.
  • I also need an eyepatch.  This is not a joke.  I need both hands free to fiddle with the telescope and the focusing knobs and it’ll just be easier to put a patch on the other eye.
  • I need a camera bag or something to keep track of all these lenses and caps.
  • The moon moves fast, or rather the combination of the moon’s movement and Earth’s rotation makes the moon look like it moves fast.  If you catch the edge of the moon in either of the eyepieces I have you can actually watch it slide out of your field of view.  It’s way worse with the higher-mag eyepiece, obviously.
  • Related: the moon filter is no joke.  The moon was full or close enough to not matter last night, and it was too bright to look at for more than a second or so through my un-filtered eyepiece– bad enough that I actually ordered a 2″ moon filter from Amazon from my driveway while fiddling with it.  The problem is that the moon filter blocks out everything but the moon, so my move had to be to find the moon in the larger eyepiece and then switch to the smaller and move around slowly and carefully and get it back in view.
  • I need to get good at collimating the scope, quickly and efficiently.  I’m either doing something wrong (probably) or the scope falls out of true quickly, because it was misaligned by the end of the night.  It didn’t seem to affect the moon views all that much– that was still really, really cool, but the laser collimator showed it to be way “off” before I put it away at the end of the night.
  • Mosquitoes can all die in a fire.  That said, there were bats out and about last night, which I don’t see very often around here, and that was kind of cool.
  • A cloud passing in front of the moon while you’re looking at the moon through a telescope is really cool, or at least it’s really cool once you realize what’s going on and stop wondering what the hell happened to your focus level.

I’ve got to get better at finding smaller objects quickly in the scope.  Once I’m comfortable being able to catch a planet at night, I’ll start thinking about taking the thing out to Potato Creek sometime out of range of the city lights.  I’ve actually got a pretty good field of view from my driveway, despite the trouble with the trees.  I can’t wait to see what I can spot once I get good with this thing.

Backyard flower

  I haven’t filtered or processed this image at all.  The orange really is that ridiculously saturated.  I’ve never seen this kind of flower in our backyard before today and the plant itself is very different from the other flowers near it.  Must have been a bird or something.

Booyah!

 And now, it shall rain for forty days and forty nights. 

In which om nom nom buy books

unnamedI baked!  And I did not bake failure for once!

For the next three hours or so, both of my novels will be $1.99.  For the rest of the day after that, Skylights and The Sanctum of the Sphere will be $2.99.  That’s still 40% off! The Benevolence Archives, Vol. 1 will remain 99 cents all day.

If you buy one, I will think fondly upon you while I eat cheesecake.  I may even say your name, if you tell me what it is.

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And now…

I shall transform this into cheesecake.  Probably poorly.  

Maybe I can do this NO I CAN’T SHUT UP

If I were a dog, I would deserve a firm smack on the nose, perhaps with some sort of rolled-up magazine or newspaper, for writing this post.  Then again, if a dog actually wrote a blog post, perhaps that would be cause for celebration and not censure.  Maybe this metaphor doesn’t quite work.  I don’t know.

I spent about an hour this afternoon sitting in my new classroom, just sort of staring at everything.  Have some pictures.  Ignore the clutter and the untidiness; there were parties yesterday and the janitors haven’t gotten everywhere yet (and the teacher did a terrible job of getting the kids to straighten the room.)

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As you can see, the room is cavernous.  It’s set up as a science classroom; there’s storage underneath the countertop all the way around.  That thing in the back is a vent hood.  I can burn shit in there if I want to.

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There’s room for, like, a million kids in here, and tons of table space too.  There’s 30 student desks, plus three round tables, four computer stations that are probably going away, two rectangular tables, a couple of bar stools for the counter space, and a couple of desk areas built in under the windows.  The versatility for seating arrangements is like nothing I’ve ever seen before.  Both of my previous classrooms could fit inside this one at the same time.

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Lots of board space, too.  The whiteboard is electronic, and there’s some chalkboard to either side of it, plus a fair amount of bulletin board space, especially if I get rid of the computer stations, which I’m planning to do.

God help me, I sat in this classroom today and for a couple of minutes I was actually looking forward to this fall. I cannot do this. I cannot allow myself this luxury when I don’t think I’m going to be getting paid for the entire school year.

This year was rough.  I have no reason to think next year was better, as the two cardinal rules of teaching in Indiana are that nothing ever gets better and everything always gets worse.  And “worse” next year is going to be unprecedentedly worse if I can’t get out this summer.

But damn.  This classroom.

It’s gonna be a long day…

…have a flower from my back yard.

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In which I like it here

Brief post, because longdaytired, but two things happened today that you should know about.  The main feature of today’s convention was visiting local magnet schools.  This is what happened when we got there:

IMG_2542That’s every kid in the building at this international magnet school, lined up along the stairs on the way into the building, waving flags to welcome us to visit their school.  A few minutes after I took this, they filed out about 20 of them to sing a song at us in five or six languages, and then their Special Olympics team came out to run the steps and head out to the Special Olympics.  Which were today.

The schools I visited today were so wonderful that it actually ended up kinda depressing.  Luckily this happened:

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You don’t want to know how much I spent on dinner.  But OMG.  Worth every dime, especially since I’m being reimbursed for all the dimes.

There was also seared ahi tuna.

In general, I’m finding I really like Raleigh, in a very distinct Man, I could see myself living here sort of way.  It strikes me as the type of city that Bloomington (as in Indiana, where I went to college) would be if Bloomington had two million people living in it.  It’s beautiful, for starters; wooded everywhere– I’ve never lived anywhere with this many trees– and the downtown area is clean and neat and fun.  I deliberately walked back from the convention center to see more of downtown, cutting through Fayetteville street and checking out the courthouse.  It’s just a really neat town, and the bits of it I’ve seen outside the downtown area (granted, through the windows of either a bus or a taxi) have been really cool too.  I’m sure part of it somewhere sucks but I haven’t seen it yet.

Tomorrow will either be tapas or oysters, and I’m gonna have barbecue for lunch.  I’m excited.  Oh, and the conference might be cool too.  I hope.