Get to work you bum

I posted this to Twitter yesterday after I came across it, but I want to put it here too because I like it.

One more sale roundup post later, for those of you who like the more numbery/process-based posts, and then I promise I’ll try not to talk about writing for a few days.  🙂

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Okay, you win

687353104039906987A student walks up to me.  He’s got a huge shit-eating grin on his face.

“I’m going to take control of your body and your brain,” he says to me, “and then you’re going to give me a Jolly Rancher.”

The hell you say, I think to myself, but I say “Go for it.”

“You are now breathing manually,” he says.

He got his Jolly Rancher, the little bastard.

(Very long day.  Including positively Hobbit-like levels of both First and Second Breakfast. This is all I have, but hopefully it got a smile out of you.)

Rick Grimes is secretly hilarious

…man, today was a long day.  Have a joke:

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(I pretty much just didn’t want to miss the day.  This is seriously the first computer time I’ve had since getting home from work.  Entertain me in comments, if you like.)