holy shit dude LOOK at my HAND

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Ah, what the hell, let’s just keep it full-size.

So, last night I took a pain pill before bed because I was jimmylegging like hell (look it up, it’s a thing) and also because my back and knees were bugging me.   This morning I woke up still feeling a bit loopy.  That’s not entirely uncommon but generally it goes away within an hour or two.

It is now twenty-four hours since I took the pill– one pill!  And not even something illegal or even particularly unwise!  One damn Norco!– and I’m still having intermittent bursts of dizziness and ooh my head why is the world upside-down going on.  Also earlier today I had an oak butterfly leaf dropped directly on my thumb and it is all sorts of unnatural colors and I probably ought not to be typing right now because hurty.

Also I sold a lot of furniture today, or at least I think I did, which is kind of surprising because all I really remember from work is putting my head down on the counter a lot.  Apparently that’s good salesmanship for at least some humans.  Dunno why.

I’m going to spend the next six hours watching my thumbnail change color.  Please do something better with your Saturday night than I’m doing.  Assuming it’s Saturday night where you are.  I’m not sure anymore.

BEDTIME TUESDAY DANCE PARTY!!!!

Because this is the only proper way to end the dumpster fire of a day I’ve just had:

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Well my day’s made (again)

Because this .GIF is everything good in the world:

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Well my day is made already

A .gif so good it deserves its own post.  I need a larger version.

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In which I have a shitty kid

Shut up, that’s a pun.

No, really.  My kid got suspended from preschool for two days today because he’s continuing to shit himself.  The following expresses both my reaction to and willingness to deal with this situation at this time.

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The end.

A .gif is worth a thousand words

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In which I finish the goddamn book

I wrote six thousand nine hundred and one words today.

The Benevolence Archives: The Sanctum of the Sphere is FINISHED.  Although I may still change the title.

I do believe that taking the day off was the right idea.

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I don’t care.  That picture was a pain in the ass to get focused properly and I’m not retaking it.  🙂

EVERYBODY MOTHERFUCKING DANCE!

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Morning linkeration

…go ahead, lose half an hour staring at these.