I couldn’t pass this up.
Compulsive masturbator and God-botherer Mike Johnson is, according to this brief but hilarious CNN article, having trouble convincing fellow Republicans to come to the House GOP retreat scheduled for next Wednesday and Thursday. Part of the problem, apparently, is that Johnson, who is so addicted to porn that he and his son share an app so that they can monitor each other’s special dinkie times, has booked a deliberately “family-friendly” resort in West Virginia for the retreat. The article does not explicitly say that the House members are pissed because they prefer their hookers to have more teeth than facial sores, but it comes awfully close for something from the mainstream media.
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This post mentions meth, masturbation, pornography and whores, so I fully expect it to be my highest traffic post of 2024. God, I’m gonna get some awful search results for this one.
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I know it wasn’t the point, but what I am taking away from that article is that Nancy Mace is choosing an interview with Bill Maher over the retreat. Am I the only one who thinks she won’t have any more fun there than she did with George Stephanopoulos? Maher isn’t exactly fond of Republicans, and right now she might look like the bull’s eye of an easy target to him.
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I was about to say that I don’t know why anyone would spend time with Bill Maher on purpose, but if Mike Johnson is the alternative …
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A fair point.
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