I am only barely alive

I dunno what’s going on around here today, but I got up just before 9:00 this morning and, as of this moment, I have been yawning for ten and a half hours. Both my wife and I spent prolonged periods of time today acting as immobile sleep stations for cats. I had plans today, dammit, and lazing around the house in a semi coma wasn’t among them.

I didn’t even sleep poorly last night. There’s no reason for me to be this tired but I’ve been a damn zombie since the moment I got up.