I’m mostly just putting this here for the sake of posterity, but Notre Dame today announced, after reporting twice as many Covid-19 cases yesterday as the entire rest of the county, that they were going to lock everyone in their dorms for two weeks (that’ll go well) and that off-campus (this will also go well) students should not come onto campus while they do virtual learning. If, within two weeks, the numbers aren’t better, they’re sending everyone home.
They’ve been back for, like, two weeks, max, and — get this — tested every single student before allowing them back on campus. And this still happened.
Go ahead. Put some money on what happens next. I dare you.