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I’m Luther Siler.  I write books.  I’m also an editor available for hire.  Welcome to my blog, infinitefreetime.com.

I’m the author of Skylights, available for $4.95 from Amazon, and The Benevolence Archives.  Benevolence Archives, Vol. 1 is 99 cents from Amazon.  Volume 2, The Sanctum of the Sphere, is $4.95.  All three books are available in print as well, and the print edition of Sanctum includes BA 1 as a bonus!   My newest book is a nonfiction memoir about teaching called Searching for Malumba: Why Teaching is Terrible, and Why We Do It Anyway.  The ebook is $4.95 and the print edition is $15.95.

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I keep thinking…

…that I should have something to say about the protests at UIC last night.  Other than the obvious, which is that I have never been prouder to be a UIC alumnus.

Then I keep seeing this:  suwpx2jobnn6ruqmg9hd.jpg

…and I just don’t want to.  Because it’s fucking exhausting and it’s depressing and it’s horrible.

And, honestly, because my meds just got switched again, and I’m deep in the “constant exhaustion” phase of changing medications.

But mostly because of the depressing.

Memory lane

…so, remember how last time they changed my medication I spent a week asleep?

…yeah.

On the Spider-Man costume

So the last Civil War trailer just dropped, and it was super awesome right up until the point where Spider-Man and his godawful costume showed up: Screen Shot 2016-03-10 at 2.45.16 PM.pngThat looks terrible, guys.  Somebody on Twitter compared it to a parade float, and that’s not far off.

Here’s the still Marvel released:

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I don’t know what the deal is with the mechanical black part of his eyes (they whirr!  And if you click for huge, which you can, you’ll see there’s actually telescoping parts in there!) but the rest of the suit looks infinitely better in this shot.  So I’m gonna assume they just hadn’t quite finished the CG or something on the shot that’s in the trailer.

The end.

An unfortunate announcement

to-do-list-learn-goal-failure1.jpgOkay.

I discussed this a bit the other day, but it’s official now: Sunlight is on hold, and when it comes back it may not be Sunlight anymore.  I remain deeply unhappy with the manuscript as it currently exists, and it badly needs a massive restructuring.  Basically a page one rewrite.  There are bits of it I can salvage, but even those are going to need restructuring and moving around.

So I’m putting it aside for a while.  The new goal– and I think this is possible, but y’all know how I am about hitting my own deadlines– is to have the next Benevolence Archives book available by IndyPopCon in June.  That’s going to be crazy tight, I’m not gonna lie.  But I’m already 1/3 of the way to my target wordcount for it, so it’s not impossible.  I still want the Skylights sequel out in 2016, but it’s going to have to be later in the year.  I need to put it away for a while to get a clearer perspective on where I want the story to go.

The good news is that I’m really happy with the stories I’ve written so far for Tales from the Benevolence Archives.  This is good stuff.  You’ll like it.  I promise.  🙂

On Michigan

z49021.pngFirst of all: Wow.  Polling actually is a science, guys, despite how much people like to gripe about it, but crazy shit can and will happen anytime measuring people happens.  And hooooly shit did they get Michigan wrong.  Congratulations to Senator Sanders on the big win.  A combination of facts and wanton speculation follows:

  • How have I lived in Indiana and Illinois for my entire life, visited Michigan frequently during that time (I have a fair amount of family up there) and I don’t recognize their state flag?  Also, that’s a crazily complicated state flag.
  • Independent voters were about a third of both the Democratic and Republican vote.  On the Republican side they mostly voted the same way the Republicans did, but there was a clear split on the Democratic side– registered Democrats voted for Hillary by about the margin predicted by the polls, but independents went 71-28 for Bernie.  That right there is probably the difference.
  • You may think “Oh, he’s going to gripe that the real Democrats voted for Hillary now!”  Nope.  I’ve said “Them’s the rules” to enough Bernie supporters this election (and, notably, to a ton of Clinton supporters in 2008) and now it’s Clinton’s turn.  Them’s the rules.  Independent voters get to vote in Michigan.  Deal widdit.
  • I felt like Bernie won the debate on Sunday night, but didn’t think it was a blowout victory, and his worst moment (“Whites don’t know what it’s like to be poor”) was worse than her worst moment (hemming and hawing about fracking.)  That said, it clearly created some serious momentum for Sanders.  I do think the independents were what propelled his win, but he also did much better than previous states among black voters (30%) and he won solidly in Dearborn, indicating that Arab & Muslim voters are choosing the candidate who hasn’t been killing their relatives back in the old country recently.  There are a lot of “OMG Arabs voted for a JEW!” articles floating around; they’re dumb and presumptuous– as if every Arab is automatically an anti-Semite.  It’s not hard to understand why the Muslims might choose the more dovish candidate, guys.
  • CNN appears to not have polled on when people decided who to vote for, which is too bad.  I’d love to see how much of a break toward Bernie there was among late deciders, and how many there were.
  • All that said, and while the win is certainly a reason to celebrate for the Sanders fans among us: Sanders is now farther behind than he was last week, because he never bothered to go to Mississippi at all and Clinton ran up the score something scary there.  When Bernie Sanders gets beat in the 17-29 age group by 62-37, he’s gotten clobbered, and while winning Michigan is definitely a good thing, he won close, and the delegates are awarded proportionally.  Even if he ends up closer in the big three states on the 15th, or even if he wins one or two of them, he’s still got 200+ delegates to make up before we worry about the superdelegates.
  • Shut up about the superdelegates.  If he manages to generate enough momentum that he closes that gap (and I still think it’s virtually impossible) they’ll come around.  Same thing happened in 2008.
  • Hillary’s campaign, while mostly well-oiled, has shown the occasional tendency to panic.  She should probably try her damnedest to reign that impulse in this week, and make sure all of her spokespeople keep their damn yaps shut and don’t say a bunch of dumb shit either.  If Lynn Forester de Rothschild is still alive, tape her mouth shut and drop her in a ditch somewhere until after the primary is over.
  • (Fact: two of her three most assholish surrogates from 2008, Harriet Christian and Geraldine Ferraro, actually are dead.)

I’ll add more stuff later if something else comes to mind.  For now, yell at me in comments if you feel so inclined.

Shut up brain I’m trying to sleep

2book8-431x652.jpgI have found, officially and beyond dispute, the stupidest imaginable reason to not be able to sleep.  It is because your brain is insisting on composing interview answers for the teaching job your brother has, using questions that he described from his interview, and you want to talk about a sample Language Arts lesson, but you can’t remember one stanza from Jabberwocky and you’re asleep enough that just looking it the fuck up is not something that is going to happen but the knowledge that you can’t remember it is keeping you from falling asleep, and even in this weird scenario you’re constructing in your head, the not-real people who are interviewing you for this not-real interview that your brother had and not you are starting to get impatient with you for not remembering that one stanza because it really isn’t the point.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a stupid reason to not be able to fall asleep.

Typed from memory, and then verified before hitting “Publish”

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
and the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the jub-jub bird, and shun
the frumious Bandersnatch!

He took his Vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxsome foe he sought
So rested he by the tum-tum tree
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
the Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
came whiffling through the tulgey wood
and blurbled as it came.

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Vorpal sword went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!”
“Oh, frabjous day!  Callooh!  Callay!
He chortled in his joy.

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

The red paragraph is the one I couldn’t remember; I stuck the word “uffish” in the line above it (“And stood in uffish thought”) and that screwed me up enough that I couldn’t pull the next stanza out of my head.

I’ve long believed that everyone should have a poem or two memorized, just for the hell of it, but if it causes shit like this to happen, it may not be worth it.

Some bullet-pointed nonsense

bullet_bill_101393.jpgA few things for y’all:

  • My teaching memoir Searching for Malumba: Why Teaching is Terrible… and Why we Do It Anyway is gonna be free for the next couple days.  Go grab a copy.
  • I am not, I think, going to the pool today.  I felt great last night until around bedtime, when every muscle in my body realized at once that they’d been used.  I’m still achy as hell from the waist up, and lifting my arms above my head is kinda dicey.  We’ll do every other day until we don’t feel like we have to.  Should take a week or two.
  • Note that that last point should not be taken as complaining.  This is good pain.  I earned it and I intend to enjoy it, I just don’t want to go make it worse.
  • I expect Hillary to win big in Mississippi today and somewhat less big in Michigan.  I’ve said this before; Sanders’ campaign is over, he just hasn’t realized it yet.  Saying things like “White people don’t know what it’s like to be poor” at debates really isn’t going to help him very much.
  • Next week, we have Ohio, Florida and Illinois all on the same day, and Hillary will win all three.  Sanders’ people are still pretending that the calendar gets better for him after March 22.  They are right, but the contest will be decided for all but the most deluded of his fans by then.  His big wins this weekend (three of four states!) closed the delegate gap between him and Clinton by one percent.  It’s over.
  • I’ll repeat this again, too:  I’d like him to keep pushing her to the left, so I won’t be bothered too much if he refuses to admit how math works, although it’ll probably get on my nerves from time to time.
  • One way or another the Republican race will continue to be an embarrassing clusterfuck.
  • I may have to start doing Walking Dead recaps again after yesterday’s episode.  I’m beginning to think it’s possible that they’re just going to kill the entire damn cast at the end of this season and then just let Fear take over the timeslot for good.
  • It’s gorgeous and wonderful and warm outside for the second day in a row, so I fully expect fourteen inches of snow by Saturday.
  • C2E2 is coming!!! Who’s gonna come see me at booth 228 in Chicago????