Is it a sign of something wrong with me that I Google the words “spring break” to find an image for this post and the first thing to come to mind is Jesus Christ, am I glad I never had anything to do with that? Because that’s totally what just happened.
Anyway: I’m unemployed, so depending on how you chose to look at it I either don’t get a Spring Break or every day in March and April is Spring Break.
The boy does, though. In fact, he gets two weeks somehow, the longest Spring Break I’ve ever heard of. So my current jobless status actually kinda works out for us, since the next two weeks can be Daddy Time and we don’t have to scramble to figure out what to do with him.
So far, after three hours of Spring Break, he has built a fort out of couch cushions and I have taken a shower. So we’re living it up over here.
Anybody want to give any suggestions for what to do with a four-year-old for the next two weeks? Other than mainline superhero cartoons, I mean.