Day One

cGJAACQThat… could have gone better.

Well, okay, that sounded negative.  Let me phrase it differently:  today was spectacular, except for the part where I sold zero books.

Zero.  None.  Bupkis.  Nada.  Less than one.  No books sold.

I did not drive here to sell no books.

I have entertaining stories.  I’m going to wait to tell at least one of them until I’m no longer in Indianapolis.  But a combination of a number of things appear to have killed me:

  1. It’s the first day of a three-day con.  I suspect that most of the folk who were at the con today have three-day passes.  They were, therefore, sitting on their wallets.
  2. I’m a complete unknown, and my work does not immediately scan as relevant to any particular fandom (for these purposes, science fiction is not a “fandom.”)

…actually, those are the only two things.  Now: for whatever it’s worth, I was keeping a very close eye on all the other vendors around me and everybody was selling shit today.  The Star Trek cosplayers two booths down made one sale that I saw.  The Dr. Who guy next to me made one sale– to a group of Dr. Who fanatics.  The author to my right made three, but she’s been coming here for years, hugged every person who came to her booth, because she knew all of them already, and made most of her sales to people who began their conversation with the words “Do you have anything new this year?”

So…no sales, but I’m not sweating it.  I talked to a lot of people, and had a bunch of them pick my books up and take long looks at them.  I’m certain tomorrow will be better.  If it isn’t I will cry.  Forever.

(This isn’t me giving myself a pep talk.  This is objective truth.  Timothy Zahn is here.  He looked bored to death every time I walked past him, and he didn’t seem to be selling much either.  If Timothy fuckin’ Zahn isn’t moving a lot of books, I’m not gonna do better.)

One other thing I underestimated: InConJunction is seriously a community.  The vendors all know each other, and even Dr. Who guy, who was at this con for the first time, had a mess of folks coming up to him and asking him if he’d been at other recent cons– he’s been on tour for a while and has been hitting bunches of them.  The lady next to me has been coming for years and appeared to be making sales to people she knew.  So it’s not just that I suck.

But tomorrow could still stand to go better.  🙂

The booth

Really glad I only brought one banner.    

Indjamanappalis I AM IN YOU

  
Not the greatest view of all time, but it’ll work.

REMINDER: Luther Siler at InConJunction THIS WEEKEND!

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I’m at Booth C9 in Creators’ Alley at InConJunction in Indianapolis for the next three days!  Print copies of Skylights and The Sanctum of the Sphere will be available in abundance– seriously, abundance, I think I overordered a bit– and I’ll be giving free bookmarks out to anyone who 1) buys a book or 2) makes eye contact until I run out of them.  Same-day registration for the con is pretty reasonable– $25 for a one-day pass for Friday or Sunday, $35 for a pass for Saturday, and the programming list looks really cool.

Hours and such are here.  I’ll be there for the whole thing.  I know some of y’all are in Indianapolis.  Mention the blog and I might have something special for you.  Come see me!

Okay now I’m mad

I need y’all to understand something:  I have been ordering from Amazon for years.  I am a Prime member.  I get my damn money’s worth out of that Prime membership.  And the recent unpleasantness with my telescope was the first time I have ever had any serious difficulty with them screwing anything up beyond maybe a book cover getting a little spindled in a box.

You may recall that I was excited enough about my first outing with the telescope that I ordered, on the spot and from my front yard, a 2″ moon filter so that I could look at the moon through my larger eyepiece.

That order showed up today.

See if you can see the problem.IMG_2668Some of you probably do.  Others, maybe not.  Lemme help.

IMG_2668_2That’s not a goddamn 2″ eyepiece.  It’s a 1.25″ eyepiece with the sticker for a 2″ eyepiece on it.  In other words, it’s the exact goddamn filter I already have.

Now we’re fighting.

June sales analysis

tl;dr version: Wellll…..

Spreadsheet of dooooooooom!

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Those of you who have made with the clicky have noted that this is sort of a mixed-news month.  The good: June was the 2nd best month of the year in terms of overall downloads, not far behind May, and without May’s advantage of a 52-sale book signing.  So that’s a plus.  I also did an end-of-the-school-year countdown deal on Skylights and The Sanctum of the Sphere that netted me my first day ever of double-digit sales on Amazon.  Yes, ever.  I also have continued my streak of no days with 0 downloads out to over two months– my last 0 day was April 19th!

Speaking of Amazon, though:  The bad news, such as it is, is that 2/3 of my downloads were through openbooks.com, meaning that I made very little money in June.  Now, I’ve said this before, and I’ll repeat it here: the point at this point in my career is not to make a lot of money doing this.  But making a little would be nice.  And Amazon was fucking brutal this month:

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Ouch.  That big spike in the middle is the countdown sale, but even the countdown sale had a zero day.  There were originally a couple of Kindle Unlimited borrows sprinkled through that horrible desert over the back half of the month, but they’ve changed their reporting to go with their new sales model and they’ve disappeared, making the graph even more depressing than it already was.

And here we get to the reason I post this and keep records like these: writers, did you see a drought in June on Amazon too?  Given how long my books have gone without sales, I’d expect sales ranks to be a lot lower than they are, and they’re falling slowly, so I think everyone had a bad month.  June may just not be a good month for booksellers in general, but I need more data.  Anyone have anything to report?

Author interview!

Shawn Griffith interviewed me over at his blog Down Home Thoughts.  Check it out!

Tellamascopery!

CIyzNzyUAAEjqBt.jpg-largeUnsurprisingly, an iPhone 6 turns out to not be the greatest of photography tools for the amateur astronomer; the white dot precisely in the middle of the image is Venus, and if you click on the picture you can just barely make out Jupiter immediately above it.  You can also get an idea of some of the challenges I might face getting a good telescope view of that conjunction from my driveway.

I spent most of last night looking at the moon.  As it turns out, lining up a 10-millimeter-wide eyepiece with a speck in the sky four hundred and fifty million miles away is kind of complicated, and I was never able to get a satisfactory view of the conjunction with my smaller, higher-magnification eyepieces.  I did manage a few minutes of getting both planets in view at the same time with my 2″ eyepiece, which was really cool– it resolved Venus enough that I could see it was only halfway lit, like the moon.  (Would Venus ever look full?  I don’t actually think it will.)  No chance of cloud bands on Jupiter; I’m just not good enough at aiming the telescope yet.

But the moon.  Oh, man, the moon.

Things I learned from finally getting to use my telescope in the driveway last night, in no particular order:

  • I need to go back to contact lenses.
  • I also need an eyepatch.  This is not a joke.  I need both hands free to fiddle with the telescope and the focusing knobs and it’ll just be easier to put a patch on the other eye.
  • I need a camera bag or something to keep track of all these lenses and caps.
  • The moon moves fast, or rather the combination of the moon’s movement and Earth’s rotation makes the moon look like it moves fast.  If you catch the edge of the moon in either of the eyepieces I have you can actually watch it slide out of your field of view.  It’s way worse with the higher-mag eyepiece, obviously.
  • Related: the moon filter is no joke.  The moon was full or close enough to not matter last night, and it was too bright to look at for more than a second or so through my un-filtered eyepiece– bad enough that I actually ordered a 2″ moon filter from Amazon from my driveway while fiddling with it.  The problem is that the moon filter blocks out everything but the moon, so my move had to be to find the moon in the larger eyepiece and then switch to the smaller and move around slowly and carefully and get it back in view.
  • I need to get good at collimating the scope, quickly and efficiently.  I’m either doing something wrong (probably) or the scope falls out of true quickly, because it was misaligned by the end of the night.  It didn’t seem to affect the moon views all that much– that was still really, really cool, but the laser collimator showed it to be way “off” before I put it away at the end of the night.
  • Mosquitoes can all die in a fire.  That said, there were bats out and about last night, which I don’t see very often around here, and that was kind of cool.
  • A cloud passing in front of the moon while you’re looking at the moon through a telescope is really cool, or at least it’s really cool once you realize what’s going on and stop wondering what the hell happened to your focus level.

I’ve got to get better at finding smaller objects quickly in the scope.  Once I’m comfortable being able to catch a planet at night, I’ll start thinking about taking the thing out to Potato Creek sometime out of range of the city lights.  I’ve actually got a pretty good field of view from my driveway, despite the trouble with the trees.  I can’t wait to see what I can spot once I get good with this thing.