I did not know that I was looking, but I have found it. I have discovered what the literal most embarrassing situation imaginable is.
It is when you are a thirteen-year-old girl and your mother, with your father also in the room, describes your recent bout with vaginal itching to your male principal.
There is no way to be more embarrassed than when that happens. It is impossible.
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I don’t want to know why or how that conversation came up, but seems to me the parents could have sent the girl out of the room if it was necessary to discuss that. That poor child.
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No, tell me that didn’t just happen in real life.
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Yuuuuuppppp.
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** headdesk**
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Poor kid!
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Bwahahahaha I remember that video… We laughed so much and joked to the 11yo we might throw her such a party and she said ‘Fuck off’.
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And since I can’t edit my comment, which was mostly about the photo you picked, I’ll add, OMG that poor kid, and poor you (and the dad) having to sit through that. WTF mum?
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Jeez. I can feel the awkward all the way through the internet. How could her mother have thought that would be an acceptable thing to talk about?
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Oh, no!
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But you shouldn’t feel awkward, lol. It is a normal experience. Imagine if mom wasn’t available–shouldn’t a girl feel comfortable talking to dad about that?
But having said that: lolz
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Aww, poor girl! That’s almost the worst thing ever….only thing possibly worse, if your crush was in the room. Then someone may actually die of embarrassment. lol.
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When I was in 7th or 8th, a girl in the grade below me lost a tampon up in there, and went to the school nurse (as an adult you wait until later and sort that shit out but apparently at 12 or 13 you panic). Not only did they not tell her to chill until she got home, but they called her mom to come to the school, and somehow by the end of the day everyone at school knew.
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I did not know that was a thing. By “lost,” do we mean the string broke or something? 🙀
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Yep, strings break, or aren’t properly attached, or you forget to seperate the string, or the plastic wrap stays attached without you noticing, or …
… I’m soooooo thankful for menopause
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I’m 50 and a half years old. 🙂 and my mother still whispers the word sex to me. There is no way on Earth she would think of pulling this. She’d drop through the floor first herself. But still, poor child!
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Haha poor kid
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That poor child will be traumatized for the rest of her life. Thanks mom and dad.
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How do you know about this?
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I think that daughter should tell the Sunday congregation about her mother’s bleeding Hemoroides.
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Yikes…. that poor, poor girl! Haha…. I would demand a school transfer. 😛
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