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In which some good stuff happened today

Awesome, innit?

Two random stories; it was a really long week, but it ended well.  One of our seventh grade teachers came up to me in the office yesterday and told me that he’d heard one of his kids saying something really nice about me.  Apparently one of her friends was having trouble with something and she pulled the girl aside and told her to come down to the office and talk to me, because I was really nice and I’d really helped her when she had a problem.

The punch line to this story:  I haven’t helped enough students in the building that I didn’t remember this one, and what I also remember about that story is that I helped this girl not at all with her problem– I, in fact, told her, her father and her grandmother that there was literally nothing I could do to help her, and when one specific course of action was recommended by her father I actually refused to do it.  Which has somehow resulted in this kid treating me like I’m her best friend in the hallways (she will literally wave to me and say “Hi, best friend!” when she walks past me) and recommending my aid to other people.  I wish I always got that reaction when I was unable to help someone.

The second story: a teacher who I have always suspected is not very fond of me apparently announced to her grade-level team that she preferred it when me and another staff member were running the building, because we have been teachers and understand what it’s like and take care of business in the building efficiently.  This story’s a bit weird too, because again while I appreciate the compliment I’m pretty sure this particular teacher has never written up a student while I’ve been designee.  I’ve never seen a referral with her name on it, either one that came to me or another actual administrator.  Which means that it’s kinda weird that she perceives me as being a professional– not because it isn’t true, because I hope it is, but because I really don’t feel like she’s seen me work.

Finally beat Shadow of Mordor on Wednesday.  Spectacular game.  Plan to spend more of this weekend than I probably ought to playing Dragon Age: Inquisition, too.  I’m not really super into it yet but apparently I’ve seen all of about 1% of the game’s content thus far.

For absolutely no reason at all

Dragostea din tei

adebisi_hat-1_186241093Yeah, the numa numa song has been running through my head all day, and so what if I’m mentally stuck in 2004.  Pbbbbbt.  

I have not been having a stunning daddy week, as I’ve had to pick my son up from day care twice this week and both times have resulted in me hauling him out of the building, his coat only precariously on his body, bawling his damn fool little head off.

Well, okay, part of that’s not true; no reasonable human being would ever call my son’s head little.  He’s clearly inherited that part of his anatomy from me.

Anyway.  Point is, there’s been something every time, and I’m pretty sure that the next time I need to pick him up I’m going to have to find a way to kill an hour before I do it.   I get off work before my wife does, so when I pick him up he’s one of the first kids to leave, and everybody’s in full play mode.  When she picks him up, other kids have left first and things are calming down for the day and he’s a little more prepared to leave.  He’s also thrown fits about putting his coat on both days; he has this genuinely obnoxious tic about his sleeves where they have to not only be just the right length but the sleeves on his shirt must also be of the proper length and visible from his coat sleeves.  When he doesn’t want to put on the coat, the sleeve obsession makes the entire process roughly four dozen times as obnoxious as it needs to be.

Today, making things worse, once I got him out to the car in his coat, I realized that we really haven’t adjusted the straps on the car seat in my car to accommodate his winter coat, so the winter coat that caused all sorts of stress and nonsense to get him into then had to be taken off of him before I could actually get him strapped in properly and brought home.  Come to think of it, we’ll have to fix that tonight, because I think tomorrow I have to take him to day care, and I’ll be damned if I’m bringing my three-year-old into day care without his coat on in the weather we’re going to be having tomorrow morning.  So… yay.

(The first time we walked out, I walked past the reception desk and said “I swear he’s mine” to them as he struggled and tried to get out of my arms and screamed.  Today it was “He’s still mine, but if this happens again this week he can be yours if you want.”  Because I am a champion as a parent.)

This post is basically just a whole bunch of Tweets strung together

luckycharms02…got home from work, fell asleep on the recliner (well, mostly) while they boy watched Dumbo, reflected on how catchy racism is (the phrase “be done seen ’bout evrythang” is gonna be running through my head for a bit) and then had cereal for dinner.

Because fuckit, cereal for dinner, dammit.  Lucky Charms, specifically.

Fact: WordPress replaces “fuckit” with “faucet” if you aren’t paying attention, which… is not the same thing.

Secondary fact: The little marshmallows in Lucky Charms and various other cereals are called “Marbits,” and if you are savvy, you can get them in giant bags all by themselves.  I have not done such a thing, but my wife has given bags of marbits (WordPress correction: marabouts) as Christmas gifts.

Related to the post below: you may have noticed that the rape/sexual assault complaints about Bill Cosby have been all over the news lately.  Ponder the fact that the actual women coming forward never really led to much, but a relatively unknown male comic jokes about the assaults and now it’s national news.

Thanksgiving is next week.  I am not sure how this is possible.

My son, who as we established a couple of days ago is three, got a report card from his preschool.  It is thoroughly standards-based and something like nine or ten pages long.  It doesn’t have actual grades on it but if it did I think he’d be on honor roll.  I can live with that.

We are supposed to get somewhere between four and eight inches of snow tonight, but I am not lucky enough for it to result in school closings.

The federal monitoring visit today went… interestingly.  I may talk more about it later but it doesn’t fit into the theme of this post very well.

REBLOG: OMG, Time Magazine- You’re So Cray Cray

I love it when someone else says things so I don’t have to. Although, sadly, my penis magic would probably mean Time would take me more seriously if I did.

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“Done, done, on to the next one

Done I’m done and I’m on to the next one”

-Foo Fighers, All My Life

Oh, Time Mag. You’re like, literally, so smart. I read your annual word banishment poll yesterday and I can’t even…

I love your witty and oh so patronizing list you publish every year. You’re so hip and cutting edge. I wait with bated breath every year to hear what the bastion of cool-ness has to say about words that no respectable Chick Fil A manager would ever utter again. Like, ever.

‘Cept this year you kinda ‘effed up. This year you (spoiler alert) added FEMINIST to the list.

And every intelligent equality-loving non-hater was like “Whaaat???”

I mean, for seriously, WTF Time Magazine.

Lemme clue you in. Equality. Bam. ‘Nuff said.

Imma quote you here “Let’s stick to the issues and quit throwing this label around like…

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He lives!

Thanks to my wife, not to me. I cannot sew.

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On priorities

10401384_10152875059674066_1925030334716189476_nIt’s been a bad few days at work– not in the “come home and pull my hair out” sort of way, but in the “come home and curse the world for letting this happen” sort of way, which is in some ways worse.  We had– did I mention this?– the first real snowstorm of the season on Thursday of last week (it snowed on Halloween, too, and I know I mentioned that, but it didn’t stick) and it’s been really cold and intermittently snowy for the last few days.  It was somewhere in the neighborhood of ten below zero wind chill when I left for work this morning, and most of the districts in northern Indiana and southern Michigan were at least on a two-hour delay today.  (Not ours.  We are a hardier folk than most.)

The thing about cold weather?  Depending on how charitable you’re feeling, it either makes it harder to ignore how poor most of our families are or makes it more visible.  It becomes real clear real fast which families can’t afford to pay the bills once it starts snowing.  If a kid shows up at school in the same polo shirt that he was wearing (and I mean literally the same polo shirt) when it was seventy degrees outside, chances are that kid’s family can’t afford to keep the heat on.

There are an awful lot of kids in this building who don’t seem to have winter coats.  An awful lot.  And we ended up having to send our social worker over to a couple different houses where it turns out the heat isn’t on at all.

You may be wondering what the picture at the top of this post has to do with anything.  Not much, except as an exemplar of my general lack of fitness as a human being.  We’ve spent the last few days at work with the problems of poverty full and center, right?  I got home yesterday to discover that one of the dogs had done that to Kitty.

Kitty is my son’s favorite toy.  Kitty’s the stuffed animal he screams for when he hits his head or falls down or is scared.  And the dogs– I have my suspicion which one– had destroyed it.

The rage was immediate and incandescent.  I’m not sure I’ve ever been that angry at one of my pets before.  I could have killed the little bastards, and I ended up shoving both of them into the back yard until I calmed down, which should have taken a lot less time than it did.

My kid’s three.  He’s got his own room.  He’s got a big house with blankets and heat and food and plenty of toys and books and all four of his grandparents and his uncle and his aunt are in town and he has two parents who are still married and hold steady jobs.  He’s fine.  And despite my worries to the contrary, when we told him about Kitty, he was basically okay with it, although my wife did promise him she’d try to fix him.

I probably ought to find something worth getting angry about.