I will never stop being entertained and/or completely creeped out by the search queries that lead to my blog:
I want so badly to know what the unknown search terms are each day, guys. So badly.
Tonight will be an interesting test; my nerdery will be put head-to-head against my advancing age and inertia. I want to stay up to preorder an iPhone 6 (12:01 AM provided no technical issues, and we allll know there are gonna be technical issues) but I am old and I like sleep and I have to work tomorrow. Will I make it? Or will I go “fuck it,” and get up a little early tomorrow, and maybe omg end of world have to wait an extra week for my new shiny to arrive?
Keep in mind that I waited in line for three days for tickets for Episode One, and do not regret it. I am an old hand at this shit. The problem is the “old” bit is literal.
We’ll see what happens.
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Those “unknown search terms” make me insane!!!!! Good luck with the phone. I get to have phone envy until November.
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One of my (known) search terms is “burt reynolds garlic bread recipe”. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Dude! Your nerd is showing!!
Cover that up! No one wants to see that!
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Your search engine terms are so much more interesting than mine. The most off-the-wall one I’ve gotten was something like, “So I’m going with my boyfriend and his family to Summersville Lake this Saturday and his dad keeps staring at me what should I do?” I doubt (s)he found the answer on my blog.
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Totally identify with the “Unknown search terms,” can’t say my shown search terms are that skeevy…
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